take a drink when
OK LETS PLAY I HAVE NEVER, ready go.
I have never/not the following things:
been to a spa – heinous i know, why must i suffer lord, my life just isn’t pampery enough yet, so unfair. i need a tiny japanese lady to walk on my back and slap the back of my calves and finish me off. whatever, i have issues with massages from people i know let alone some stranger kneading soft moans out of me ew.
been to disneyland/world – i know, are you crying yet? cos i am. i didn’t even go to canada’s wonderland until i was 15, ridiculous.
tried acid, or heroin, or crack, or meth – shocking i know but yeah i am like, so much better than everyone else.
gotten my driver’s license – turns out jack kerouac didn’t either. i do plan to right this one though. for the record i CAN drive stick.
been snowboarding – skiing infrequently yes, i don’t get the whole dressing up like a baby just to possibly do the splits, break my ankles, and/or possibly sink my face into a tree i’m not exactly fred astaire on those things. i cannot even make simulated snowboarding happen on wii fit so i’m gonna file this one under FUCK and THAT i’ll be waiting for you in the hot tub.
been backpacking – sorry take this right of passage and shove it i was too busy being a giant fucking mess and partying til i lost my mind. win.
had an std – phewf.
ok this is boring now there seemed to be more when i was in the bath.
Yup, I need to get my driver’s license too. Hell I need to learn how to drive. Living in the city, and not really needing to go out further than where public transport will take me has made the NEED to drive nonexistent.
It’s a goal of mine, this year, to get the license. Maybe I can fake the driving.
no driver’s liscence! i suppose it’s different when you have semi-decent public transport, but where i come from, Sticksville, that would be like relegating yourself to your home.
I’ve done all except STD (did have a scare though, does that count?) and the list of drugs. Why get your license? It works better as an “sorry, I can’t be Designated” excuse if you don’t have a license.
Let’s go get facials and manicures! I’ll drive.
No driver’s licence Raymi! Girl, you haven’t lived until you’ve been in the driver’s seat doing all kinds of wonderful things.
I need to get my license too.
Disneyworld sucks. 85% obese people, boring rides, mediocre food, ridiculous prices.
Bah.
I’ve never done those things either, ‘cept for the driver’s license thing.
And as for Canada’s Wonderland, I didn’t go til I was older, too. I fuckin’ suck. My parents must have hated me.
I can’t drive either! I have a permit for ID purposes.
gotta love a woman who can drive the stick
if you can skate you can ski or snowboard
cute blonde
i skate very well actually just over that too.
Before I tried snowboarding I was a little apprehensive but I had never ridden on a board of *any* kind, so…If you can skate well enough I’m sure you’d do just fine on a snowboard!
And I agree, Disneyland sucks, I’d much prefer to be in Toronto.
I saw this print in a vintage shoppe yesterday of your tattoo dolly!
excuse me what????