Ossington is NOT the LES

yesterday i was 120lbs i told this to fil and then we ate the planet. great.

for dinner we had this nicely 50% off salmon that fil dressed in delicious mustard and basil, so simple and amazing. had a spinach, goat cheese, tomato, cucumber w/ miso dressing salad and two mini bottles of sake, one hot one cold and watched censored kill bill vol 1 and part of 2 before heading out good to go.

whatever diet bizo is now on is so totally doing it because he is SO tiny, i couldn’t believe it. so cuddly too aw gaymoments4lyfe.

so packed full of BO and dirty looks, everyone seemed aggressive what’s the point? i tried to get this sans blur but someone kicked, shoved, pressed up against my chair every single time.

sharpie pointed out that someone needs to learn how to spell SKEWERED. fuck. they even fouled it twice. sad face.

these are not in order thanks to the camera but anyway just a little slutty only a little, it’s the shirt jeez relax i wear it a quarter to never picture me in a holly hobby dress. oh yeah this one retard at the painted lady blatantly snapped a photo of stefan and sharpie almost thumped him then he and some blond chick followed us down to reposado and yelled snake snake snake at us as we were going in, he used the blond purely for protection. winner. stefan says people pose for pictures with him all the time and then put them on fb and write the most ridiculous shit about him and how they were so partying together and all this untrue baloney. also, he is the proud owner of my swings painting.

the greasy factor was pretty high last nite i need a wind machine.

hi i like waiting 20 minutes for a drink along with sixty other people and i also like to party in a bar the size of a closet too.

yes it was i who cut the cheese is what he’s saying basically.

crop duster joins us and decides to come clean. he did not fart, he had to take the blame for it cos he planted this retarded (sharpie called it) drunk chick alone at his friend’s table and it pissed them all off ahahha so when sharpie was rippin’ him one in front of everybody he had to just take it. so good.

dusted. i couldn’t detect it though.

a little bit of bullshit was definitely at play here we think.

oh and now it’s time for the totally unbelievable must be in my head i was getting stared down from across the room anecdote. this time i (nicely) waved (and mouthed hi) at them to let them know that my eyes work and yes i can see that they are staring and discussing me with glazed over eyes (so not hot) and they just guiltily slowly turned away for the rest of the nite. busted. one was wearing a dumb rose in her hair. i doubt you can see them in this shot. i must be delusional and sharpie must have imagined it too.

i love nickelback.

fil loves nickelback.

that room was like sitting in a kiln ‘cept for when all the smokers came in and out and the shitty door could barely close behind them, anyway, yes my hair part looks wicked slick. time to go home clocks ahead an hour guys remember it’s not as early as we think it is.

i love when people offer to take a group photo like we are at the mandarin, total waste, no one comes out lookin’ too hot and do we look like the kind of people who need group shots? yes thank you i will frame this one for sure haha.

bob marley flew us home best ride ever he didn’t play ONE greatest hit. he (quietly) sang along to every song too, so cute.

cid’s special diet consists of breakfast lunch dinner second dinner and snacks.

fil was secretly more blasted than i was, he did a shot of tequila at the bar with samir. he is not feelin’ too great right now. GOOD.

then we hugged, and hugging is half the battle.

“I know what hugging means!” -sharpie.