sadistic narcissist

Each Ikea bed comes with a swedish blond. Ha.

The smaller you dress, the smaller you look.

Hi guys, welcome to Aunt Raymi’s Gingerbread House. (new house nickname) The Tower just wasn’t working. Gingerbread House is loads cuter and more apt and that’s what these townhouses look like anyway. Now Raia wants a how to be trophy wifey guide, oy vey. Well, first thing’s first, you must take care of yourself ladies. No man is going to want to take care of you if you don’t even want to take care of yourself. If you won an Oscar, you’d dust it right? Lol. Ps. We are DINKs (that’s double income, I ain’t no leech) but you can still be a princess too.

My candy earrings are growing on me. I am making wicked catch-up time on being a tom boy for most of my life and not having my ears pierced. I escaped from a lesbian commune. They couldn’t outrun me in the end. My name was Luane Writhe, which is an anagram for Lauren White. I’m pretty good with the bullshit, eh.

Love my bed.

I feel too old to wear Tom’s. I have to start dressing like Kate Middleton now.

I have over 30 pairs of underwear. Good ones too. Won’t be needing to do laundry again for a long time now. Finally began tackling my tickle trunk.

Classic Raymi half-smirk.

Go to campus crew, buy everything. It’s all FITTED. XS tanks with high waisted AA leggings or the equestrian ones from Zara Lois got me. House wife curvy babushka who will win every domestic battle in time lol.

Neat matching colours in this shot. I look like a wizard and an androgynous model. Whatever. It’s tight! And aiight!

BAM! Right back to feminine.

I didn’t mean for my Equestrian Spanks-like leggings to get thrown in the wash so now I look like a Christina Aguilera music video good grief.

Experimenting with Eye make-up.

PMS tired but I am amazed at how clean i look even though I only showered yesterday. Sometimes when I sleep my hair goes wild and matted from sweat while others, perfect cupcake sprinkletown unicorn sugar pop. Lol. Exactly that.

I have big plans for the wall above the bed.

This morning I think? Blaha when the hell else would it have been>??? Idiot.

Oh boy here comes trouble.

My eyes look funny here I look like a mermaid. Just let me think that.

Here we go now.

Blaha I look like a pure stripper here.

I am fat from pigging out and being pre-menstrual but pretty bonny no?

Oh hai. Someone is livin’ large now and lovin’ life.

Whimsical nerd!

I do my toenails very seldomly.

Not my regular side of the bed. Once tattoo is healed I am BACK baby. I have been having retarded dreams from the switch.

Aw her one white leg disappears in to the sheepskin rug.

We’re not going here anymore and I am depressed about it because I am wings obsessed. They blew it!

I eat like this ten times a day. I will miss my hurricanes :(.

Princess Parkdale.