This Norwegian gives wood

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ok paris hilton gets credit cos she started this entire mess i feel. she’s like a hello kitty pink bubblegum selfish amazing slut nightmare and look, a pink bentley. why not?

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you just want to hate this shit but the soft pink pants secretly make you understand. men are stupid for blond and soft pink. it’s like being with a cloud. a cloud care bear.

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even just holding something the colour pink. genius.

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so doesn’t give a shit.

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perfection. an empiress cloaked in pink. what the hell is wrong with me?

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weird skinny princess di look ok sure.

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when i look like you i will reward myself with a big mac.

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perfect.

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last one. a living barbie.

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this one gets a baseball game wave, standing ovation, and lots of bowing. good show michelle. jolly good. these are all my favourite blonds by the way in case you weren’t paying attention.

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the dunstky. dunsterama. cowa-dunster. duntsterini. oh yeah.

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loved that hair so much i had mine done like it for my tenth anniversary jam.

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she is exquisite.

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me ee ee ow. another goal for next halloween. it’s like a two-for deal. awesome plus awesome. look awesome without the suit on, look awesome because of the suit. if not for the awesome the suit would not exist. dude, the matrix was a great movie eh.

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total cunt to the max and i love ove ove it.

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and her twat boyfriend. of fucking course she goes with this guy (i love him, i am in personae, shh don’t get hurt feelings now) so she can be madonna except her pedigree is better to begin with therefore more entitled.

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oh f you gwyneth you rolled out of bed like that and a simultaneous good show, good on ya there.

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i love her the most when and because she does this. the black thick liner. we know i do that too. maybe it started the most when i started modelling and being nikola and i never stopped and then royal tenenbaums came out and we were all fucked then.

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her body is insane. this scene made me so relate, being very perverted about your time alone, greedy, just so adore it and do a lot of artistic things, whimsical dreamy possibilities are endless girly plotting at your finest when you are alone. melodie and i are practicing being ladies with aprons on in the kitchen and speak to one another as julia childs. we curtsy. we are hilarious.

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her graceful beautiful mother. when i heard that gwyneth couldn’t get out of bed for a week, she could not get up when her father died i was heartbroken by it. so sad. i can see her being plagued by sadness to begin with, he was her hero. it makes me choke up.

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perfect. totally perfect.

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she’s getting older so you can like her more now.

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she is a doll. i love dolls. she is a perfectionist control freak through and through i have such a raging biggie for those types and i cannot help but to fuck with them.

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also me. my room is a life vacation.

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oh i just remembered that i forgot to add gwen stefani. next time.

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totally.

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ew am i a larper now?

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fuckin’ right i’d be lounging around all over the place in that get-up.

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wicked!

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who’s your favourite wet blanket???? THIS GIRL! holly madison

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another perfectionist A type personality. from alaska too.

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she’s a neurosurgeon compared to that idiotstick kendra.

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very powerful woman. totally void and normal, envious of that idiotstick kendra for her ability to be a real human.

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wears retarded outfits to make up for lack of personality. looks amazing. everybody wins.

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embodies playboy. vamp. bombshell. cascading curls. classic. classy.

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enterprising. success.

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then we have elle. played by southern belle reese witherspoon. total perfectionist. she brought a slow cooker on to the ellen degenerous show and served her some southern pulled pork she made from scratch (insane! she is incredible) and ellen served herself first and started chowing down while reese sat there and went hmmph, all dainty, full on stepford wife mode, like ms. manners and ellen blushed. women like that who make you feel like a slob, you just want to impress them so hard.

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absolutely amazing. so much so they made a fucking musical around this fictional character. do gay dudes cry at legally blond? is it still playing, and in toronto? i kind of need to see it.

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my favourite favourite.

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so seriously, what is wrong with me?

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bath time!