they dined and feasted on whale and shark
a specialized kind of hot only girls understand but are still a bit disgusted by. boner killer pants for dudes. hey look how flat and wide my ass is guys!
that’s it, tan time.
can’t wear big shades with an old man hat. you can’t have both worlds.
mel in my grandma’s jacket. we tackled a lot of organizing last nite over wine and thai food and i finally did some laundry. it’s in a massive pile on the floor maybe i’ll put screens all around it or just move away from it. yeah. i’m falling asleep as i type this cos we stayed up late gabbin’ and watching mean girls. i’d be sleeping right now but had to get up for the post interview and played like i’d been up hours, total go-getter over here for sure.
think i’m goin’ lighter. swede lighter. think i’d have to tint my eyebrows though, can they just sprinkle a little bit of blond on there instead of albino wash out? i am wary of eyebrow roots too which i know is real. how brutally hilarious hahahaha oh my god everything is funny right now time to go back to bed.
yesterday was eating day. felt hung, wasn’t, just lack of sleep hung which should be its own blog theme and will be sorry for the dead horse beating but anyway as long as i keep consuming, the waves of shit feeling can be combated.
LOST nite!
did anyone notice i’m doing juliet face in my profile pic up there in the sidebar? holy lazy it’s soo obvious, jeez.
all juliet ever does is long pregnant pauses while pursing her lips and blinks like once an hour. once per episode. one blink. with her stupid fucking head cocked to the side all pious-like, she’s so hot it grosses me out. why do you have to have such big stupid eyes like that and be uniquely beautiful and smart? brosz7kowski has a big one for her and he hasn’t even made a point to see her tits in gia yet HELLO get on that. oh awesome, some pervert went ahead and did the work for me already, enjoy.
Dude—lose those pants pronto. Just sayin’…
no fucking way
Holy gojira lolita.
ugh juliet’s damn calm face and spaced out blinks. YES.
those pants did NOT kill my boner
well fancy that
Oh man…I love me the mango brie sandwich at Poor John’s. So good.
Nice Mom Jeans!
ohhh, mom jeans. or even substitute teacher pants. for some reason those always make me think of substitute teachers… they always dressed so…. old.
No more blonde!
it’s too brassy. don’t get in my way david!
that jacket looks great on her…the jeans look good on you…face it, you can wear anything and make it look good…I have a new rule only to look at your blog after I have had something to eat already, otherwise get too hungry from all the food…did you see me in Mean Girls?
ooh which scene? or are you thinking of drama queen portrait?
I like the new color..
i think you’re too skinny for those pants, which is a compliment and a diss.
true story – i bleached my eyebrows myself once and they looked great for a bit. then they looked like a really ugly calico cat. hmm.
they’re actually almost too tight, almost. none of these pictures are flattering you really need to see me breathlessly dash across the street after a floating pink balloon to scope ‘em proper.
Noticed your sandwich with sprouts. I am a sprout wizard and grow my own lentil sprouts for sandwiches and salads. Lentil sprouts are never in the stores and they are the most delicious sprouts you could imagine with a light sweet nutty flavor and very filling/nutritious too. They are really easy to grow at home. If you are interested, let me know and I will send you instructions.
I was in Mean Girls too – at the mall, shopping and also at the high school Christmas pageant thingee…haven’t actually seen the movie myself, so can’t say for sure if those scenes even got in.
i am banned from playing that song at my house…so addictively adorable.
HAHAHAHAHA Juliet face — but it’s better than Jack face, I guess.
p.s. yay for being blonde, I think as long as you keep your eyebrows manicured it doesn’t really matter what color they are.
Yeah… you’re right. You’re hot and all, but those pants did ruin my boner.
Which was actually good, because I’d accidentally dosed a bunch of Viagra, mistaking them for tranqs, and I’d been hard for like sixteen hours. You saved me a trip to the hospital.
So in a way, those pants are a hero.
HAIL THE HERO PANTS!
Tell me Raymi,
Where do I get that bagel?
Regards,
KZ
kz poor johns, come have a day date with me sometime.
chris i m happy for you
love love love edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros. “40 day dream” is the second best song, get it if you don’t have it.