last nite natalie spent a million dollars off her credit card trying to beat all of my megatouch high scores. HA! she’s all BLA HAA WHEE I’S TRYING TO BEAT YOUR SCORZE RAYMI!
and she didn’t.
then she left and so did fil and i decided to be a barfly and play by myself and then this fat nice guy is all HEY THUR YOU PLAYIN’ MY GAMES I NEED TO FIND A GAL LIKE YOU
me: Bleep Boop bleep beep
him: ME AND MUH EX WE USES TO BET EACH OTHER, WE MADE BETS ‘n stuff
me: beep bleep
him: LIKE IF I WIN THEN YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND NEKKID!
me: bleep boop boOOOOOOp
him: BUT WE DON’T GO TOgetheR no more
me: dude can you shut up?
him: WOw you’re tough. i like YOU.
me: you can buy me a gin but i have to leave and meet my boyfriend
him: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND? WELL YOU LET ME know when you dump him, ok?
me: look at me? do i look like i am single? you have a loonie?
bartender shows up
me: hey this guy is going to buy me a gin and tonic
bartender: this guy’s name is *******
me: i know. that’s my brother’s name.
him: P(*^fdhewf32n bwjf,3m42tr segf;oi
me: k gotta go bye
