i just got back from grabbing a coffee and these dinkheads in the window were discussing music and one said bla bla you know that john lennon many many years from now will be known as the mozart of our time and then this other genius says yeah well all his songs were about drugs you know and the first garbage-mouth says REALLY!? and then they both start humming and singing day tripper together and i look around and of course i am the only person who is privy to this big pile of embarrassment happening and the top of my head explodes.
and like, “of our time” ? dude was shot 25 years ago.
and please don’t say stupid shit in my comments now about john lennon being the shit and everything cos i know, i’m just as big a fan.
then i go to do my cream and sugar thing and a woman is standing at the station putting some honey into her dyke-tea and so i go to pour a little excess coffee out of my cup into that vent-thing and she does this big showy jump backwards out of the way so i pour a bit more out and she grunts and jumps back again, i’m like wtf this is a CONTROLLED EXCESS COFFEE POUR-OFF DEVICE STOP JUMPING AWAY FROM ME LIKE I AM DUMPING ACID AT YOUR FEET.
sometimes i totally regret having ever gone outside.
