so like listen

bunny is coming for a sleepover next week for two nites, it’s gonna be a reunion, except now we are both old ladies. well i don’t know why i said “except” maybe i mean like sigh, times are different now?

peep my tan! i will try and recreate this entire ensemble for her, tan included. too bad i can’t cos i’m wearing all of her clothes, what i can offer is a few days of unwashed hair so that it turns sweaty greasy curly oh and can you lose like ten pounds in a week?

i read her a story.

Bunny: I like how you were like YOUR BOOBS ARE SURPRISINGLY SMALL

me: HAHAHAHA
no they arent theyre biggish

Bunny: they’re 34 bs
I think I always was pushing them up in pictures

me: well bigger than mine

Bunny: like CHECK OUT MY SOLID C RACK
yes so is my giant ass.
CANT TRUSS A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE

me: omg yer ass is not big

Bunny: anyway…ok, I’m off to lay out so I can get a nice, canadian vacation tan.

me: i wonder if my dad heard us hugging with our pants off

Bunny: hahah
I know he walked in when I was taking a picture of you with your legs upon your head.
i was like “oh good evening, sir. I am your daughters smarmy film maker friend.”

me: yeah he was blown away by your enthusiasm
at meeting me
you gave him a new perspective of dimension or insight into my blog “fame”

Bunny: I was pretty jazzed.
it was one of those things where I felt like we’d click, and I admired you and your vivacious blogs and plus I wanted to make out with you.

me: can i say on my blog we hugged with our pants off

Bunny: sure you can say whatever you want.

me: ok you put your tits on my vagina and it blew my mind
i was content on just falling asleep and then you attacked me and i was ready to go

Bunny: yeah, I was pretty hots for you
but that dweeby guy kept getting all up ons and wouldn’t leave.

me: do you have that dress still
you kicked him out

Bunny: I don’t, or I’d give it to you.

me: that guy eventually went looneytunes on me

Bunny: I know. Pardon me, I must fuck your friend.

me: i transcribed a note he left on my front porch onto my blog ill find it

Bunny: haha

me: lots of grammatical errors