where is your lesbian cup?
me: this is me
Chloe: thats how Ive felt this year.
me: ha
Chloe: all my most important relationships have been maintained long distance
online
me: i feel that fat when ive been online too long on the couch
Chloe: I just start to feel soft
the one time i had an full time office job I got fat and soft
and cranky
me: yikes
unemployment is the key to a trim waistline
Chloe: ha.
me: im uploading likely the most embarrassing dance video ever
fil went to be a lesbian at noahs
Chloe: I dont know, I was pretty embarrassed by that video of me dancing around you at karoake
me: oh right!
Chloe: i mean fuck am i really that lame when i drink
me: but im singing so well
it was good lame!!!
in god’s country/chloe’s awesome dance skills
Chloe: sometimes when I do something, I imagine some overweight 45 year old single man doing it
if it is pathetic on on him, it cant be that great for me
me: anything a 45 yr old overweight man does is not good
bad comparison
picture your mom doing it
blah
ha
Chloe: haha. oh that is even worse
me: ive seen how my mom dances
cougarlike
and we all make the same I AM DANCING dance face
like I AM SO HOT RIGHT NOW
which makes it worse
Chloe: ok- that video. dont see how it is embarrassing
me: which vid
Chloe: oh fuck i hate catching myself making the dancing face
me: did i send u the right clip
Chloe: and I cant help it either
me: its the same face i make when i try on a hat
in the mirror
Chloe: it is a video of the highway
me: like that hat was invented for me
oh ok buzznet links always fuck up
Chloe: ahha, it is the same face my mom makes when she is fixing her hair in the mirror
me: i meant to send u the one of me singing and u dancing around me like a carousel
Chloe: or basically anytime she looks in the mirror
me: yeah me too
ive noticed ive been pursing my lips a lot unnecesarily lately
my nana does it
GOD IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Chloe: ahha, I know now I cant stop.
Im going to have the worst thin old lady lips
and ill do it all the time
me: im going to have fat puckery ones with ten hundred lines coming out of them
Chloe: anus mouth pout
me: ungh yeah i had to delete a ton of pictures from last nite my lips looked like goatse
w/o lipstick
Chloe: ahha. funny
me: and the more you drink the more you do it
i think i lost my A-game
Chloe: this is so embarrassing I swear to god dont show people this:
(picture url)
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Chloe: yeah
me: you are so grooving
i just showed fil he appreciates it
Chloe: hah. fil is allowed to see
me: he chuckled
where is this
Chloe: I saw that and was like oh god the dance face is SO lame
and now i cant not think about it when i dance
RELAX YOUR MOUTH
me: its a bad white people trait
we get all amped to dance we overshoot it entirely
like this is my BIG MOMENT DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE FACE
Chloe: ha true.Im trying to picture a black person doing it, and I just cant
then again, now that I think about it, a rarely dance with black people.
weird
me: they have a dance face but for them its like an extra part of their dance routine like it’s meant to be
like in music videos
picturing that
if they got a white person extra in the background they’re like well great we cant use this
its good lame! (your picture)
you do lame good
lamenotlame.blogspot.com hey you should register that oh wait YOU DID ALREADY
Chloe: ahha. if I ever change the name, it will be to ‘its a good lame’
or: youdolamegood
me: thats very hooky a la martha stewart
