June 23, 2004
i learned these new excercises with that big crazy ball and when i do them again from yesterday my abs huuuurt hurt bag. gotta go bowl a smoke now.
ok im back its 11 30 now. im wearing purple sequin bikini top and shpants. its the townie kids’ formal tonite and we’re going to the after party i think at one to like show our faces.
i can’t wait for panama to happen to me.
can you?
today i am jewish and i’m a loudmouth and my mother has a big grey bouffante ‘do and i talk loud and announce everything personal in the streets of brooklyn and i smell like nail polish.
i wish my online pervert friend was talking to me now. i had a few awesome tidbits from him but my msn conked out before i could save any of it. shit about a mother fucking her son and other nice things i need to hear.
you guys should see the bad santa movie. i mean it. i thought it would be the harshest mistress but it wasn’t. i want to be santa now. i want to fuck santa now. kidding.
top ten hottest boy uniforms according to raymi’s horniness:
sailor
baseball uniform
sargeant andrew scott of universal soldier fame
ice cream scoop boy
pool boy
lawn mower boy
footballer
COP!
nazi
skinhead
