my hands are fluorescent yellow from the turmeric powder, wonderful.
i just came back from the coffee shop and there were two little fucker kids in stollers having a conversation that sounded like this BRAAAAA HAHAHAH HAHA AAAAHHH SCREEEEEEEEECH BAM BAM AHHGHHHHHHHH AGH RAAAAAAAAAAAH BA BA BAB BAAAAbabababab and the girl is like what will it be and i say a medium coffee and a tranq dart gun.
i’m working on a script and i might have a job in a hair salon if i want it.
i found a recipe for butter chicken from the internet yesterday so instead of going into toronto to make trouble and whore myself out to booze i decided to get a nice bottle of wine and be domesticated with fil instead. when fil got back from work he was in his typical annoy the fuck out of raymi mood wherein i say something and he repeats it back at me with attitude and says YOU..bla bla bla. for example:
raymi: come on lets go to the supermarket
fil: YOU go to the supermarket
raymi: i have the list
fil: YOU have the list
raymi: i KNOW i have the list that’s what I SAID
fil: that’s what YOU said
and then he plays the asking pointless questions game.
fil: what’s that man doing? why is that woman carrying a bag? what does that sign mean? why is that man looking at us? why is that dog white? why is that guy wearing a hat?
raymi: WHY DO I WANT TO THROW MYSELF INTO TRAFFIC!??!
anyway, the food turned out wonderfully and then we watched road house. i’ve seen it a million times before but still it is the greatest film, it’s suppose to be all serious and shit but everything is just silly. oh and there’s a bunch of nudity and shitty fight scenes and jeff healey.
the new sigur ros video is the most beautiful thing i know of right now. watch the whole thing.
anyway, i fed the cat because i am a sucker and now i have to go buy more tampons. the guys at the variety store must think i am on my period 365 days of the year.
the cat is no longer allowed to be a pickle. now he is a stupid fucking bastard because he sunk his teeth into my right foot and then tried to cuddle with me and get me to feed him.