me likey drunk dancy

jen is a good dancer also

fil takes steroids

raymi says:

this girl wanted to fite me at the mcdonalds at queen spadina last nite

raymi says:

i was talking to aimee loudly about these girls i overheard talking at the horseshoe who had long black hair and it just so happened there was a girl with long black hair at mcdonalds (not the same chick who was crying at horseshoe) and i said “hair like that girl there” which was actually really nice hair and i wasn’t dissin’ it

raymi says:

and she turns around from across the room looking out the window and fake smiles waves at me and says HI all sing songy

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and then says you got something to say?

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and i opened my mouth with mashed up food innit and said out loud NO like how everyone says No in oakville (Nu-OH!)

raymi says:

and the entire mcdonalds busted up laughing

raymi says:

and then her bitch friend shows up and they keep looking at me and im like yo aimee u got my back and she says yeah

raymi says:

meanwhile she is 6’4

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so they didnt start anything

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but kept gesturing at me and giving me cut-eye

raymi says:

later aimee says she thought the girl said “watch what you say” so it makes me even more badass cos i said NO oakville no styles really really loud

raymi says:

HAHAHA

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and the thing is i wasnt even fucking talking about her in the first place

raymi says:

fucking BITCHES!

raymi says:

acknowledge my hilarious story now!

samir killed his blog. go leave a comment telling him how much of an emo gay he is.

Mike says:

my jokes rule

raymi says:

ok say one

Mike says:

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

raymi says:

mike young is a huge faggot

Mike says:

:’-(

raymi says:

aw

raymi says:

ok sorry tell me what did he say

Mike says:

“Men, get in the boat!”

Mike says:

lmao

Mike says:

rotfl

raymi says:

wow

Mike says:

thanks

Mike says:

if you don’t get it i would blame it on translation issues

another thing that annoys me is people getting offended by crap i write in my blog. it’s just a blog. i was also referring to myself being a nerd loser.

anyway i just learned my grandma had a heart attack at 1am and it’s not looking very good so whatever.

peace.

best song in the universe

here’s another thing that irritates me a lot. i am nice enough to invite people over and show them the condo and then there’s this long silence and then they ask me, “so….what do you like, do…all day?”

uh what do you mean what do i do all day? what do you do all day?
FUCK YOU.

R.Ray # says:

im in the middle of complaining to merkley about people who ask me what i do all day

i provide nerd losers with entertainment on the internet and rearrange the fridge magnets.

oh and ps. just cos i am at home a lot does NOT make me a free-loader and it also doesn’t mean that i am not working, ever heard of telecommunications you fucking retards. sorry.

watch this

TWELVE THINGS CID:

1. air-humps my winter jacket and fil’s leather belts

2. punishes me for not feeding him promptly when he decides he is hungry by jumping onto my kitsch shelf and knocking everything over

3. attempts to kill me when i walk across the room by putting his body between my feet and/or putting one of his arms between my feet

4. purrs insanely loud to mamipulate you into feeding him, to wake you up to feed him

5. falls asleep like an old man, head slumps forward into your chest or blankets

6. has nothing but the utmost respect and love for fil and nothing but the utmost contempt for women

7. if were to magically morphe into a cat 4 times the size aimee (fil’s ex) would be disembowled immediately

8. attacks my face on a regular basis with the intent of blindification

9. hates the sound of dishes and cutlery being put away yet insists upon sitting right there beside you watching you carry out this task and scream-meows at the top of his lungs because the tinkling noises tickles his ears

10. shoves his nose into fil’s nose and nuzzles his ears and suckles them whilst kneading at fil’s neck and massaging it EVERY FUCKING DAY when fil gets home, completely ignoring me

11. when fil and i play-fight he assumes fil is in great danger and being attacked by me so he intervenes by jumping at my face with his teeth and swatting at the sides of my head with hismighty paws

12. if the condo was on fire fil would save cid and leave me to burn alive and cid would laugh maniacally at me over fil’s shoulders as fil heroically carried him out the door