sarah came over for st.patrick’s day with some whiskey and she was wearing a dress and it was strange.
March 17, 2006
i really like to read my blog a lot because it is funny and it looks really good and i have really good opinions and i am attractive to look at and i am queen of the underground and i rebel against conformity man like diggit cos my template is so totally grassroots oldschool i am like a cassette tape blowing down the street and you walk over to it and see that it is an ac/dc cassette and you are like “wicked” inside of your head and immediately think of lightning bolts and tattoos well yeah that’s me not you so fuck off.
i just got off the phone with sarah and sighed dramatically then exclaimed “i am SO popular.” we are going to hang out later.
this is gremlin st. patrick. he is for sale. make an offer. i made something else too but already drunk gave it away to steve last nite. i even called myself on that to fil saying i should hide my things cos the evil booze monster makes me give them all away. maybe i will tie some ribbon to this guy and wear him for a necklace cos he is green. noel are we hanging out later too at some point tonite?
it’s funny when people say YEAH I AM OK WITH ABORTIONS BUT NOT LIKE WHEN GIRLS USE THEM AS A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.
fucking morons. getting an abortion is hard, it’s not something you wake up and just do, there’s a process involved and all this shit you have to do you can’t like get one every other week.
i want to throw rocks at people today.
steve is over, he’s hiding out to surprise his dad for his 59th bday party on sunday. we’re gonna go shopping, well he is and i am going to help. we need to find green shirts for tonight. well i have mine already, i need some green flair.
they’re gonna sign papers to begin the process of letting my grandma slip away. she can’t swallow and the pneumonia fucked her up some. making stupid cock jokes now seems like, meh.
you are allowed to give me a card with a lot of money inside of it for my birthday i decided. money will make me feel a lot better.
Raymi,
I’ve wanted smaller boobs my whole life but I’ve been cursed with big
ones since I was like 12, honestly. If you have big boobs, you have to
be really emaciated for people to think you’re thin. Also, guys guess
you are way older than you are all the time. And they always ask if
you have implants (maybe that’s a US thing..) You should be grateful
that you can go without a bra and wear awesomely cut dresses and tops.
