yes my one meal a day diet is working. i have lost a few lbs and i feel like i look a bit slimmer i at least feel better and happier about my body and also my boobs grew so nice one all around! throw in a few no drinking days in there and it works way better. yesterday i ate a spicy beef patty and then a tiny bit of cheese hours later and 6 coronas.
i am meeting with sweaty hermit in a half hour. we have never met before. when i first learned about her i thought she was a he. you are allowed to be jealous. we are going to meet in a dark alley and make zero eye-contact and get pissed.
in other big news my tits are humonguous. does that happen when you get a new iud?
ps. we beat katamari last nite and it unlocked a level where you roll up 1 MILLION roses and you can save it and play the next day where you left off excuse me while i pack the bong and see you next month.
TWO YEARS AGO TODAY
Monday, April 26, 2004
lambofgod says:
what you doin?
lambofgod says:
wanna send me some sleaze pics?
lambofgod says:
yeah?
raymitheminx.com says:
no i dont have any
raymitheminx.com says:
this is raymi’s christian cousin
raymitheminx.com says:
you are disgusting
lambofgod says:
but its even better
lambofgod says:
im christian also
raymitheminx.com says:
ew gross you are, this is raymi now
lambofgod says:
the christian part?
raymitheminx.com says:
yeh
lambofgod says:
being christian is not what you think then
raymitheminx.com says:
christians are fucked yo
lambofgod says:
thats a fucked thing to say
raymitheminx.com says:
well ok convince me otherwise
lambofgod says:
i believe in jesus … the way he lived and the way he died … an overall cool guy
raymitheminx.com says:
um more like a hippie fag
lambofgod says:
not really
lambofgod says:
could use more of his attitude at the moment
raymitheminx.com says:
what would jesus do? um admit to everything and get whipped with spikes
lambofgod says:
jesus would lend a hand
raymitheminx.com says:
are u seriously trying to brainwash me
lambofgod says:
not at all
raymitheminx.com says:
gross next yer gonna invite me and all my junky friends over for a sleepover weekend
lambofgod says:
i think this anti jesus thing is funny
lambofgod says:
its not a big deal for me that i believe in him
raymitheminx.com says:
ok i feel like an asshole now
lambofgod says:
but its a big deal to most other that i believe
raymitheminx.com says:
why is this yer name it is so gay
lambofgod says:
heh
lambofgod says:
its a band
raymitheminx.com says:
well yah it still is
lambofgod says:
just liked their song
raymitheminx.com says:
even more gay now
lambofgod says:
well … i thought gay was cool kinda
raymitheminx.com says:
anything having to do with religion is the bad kind of gay
raymitheminx.com says:
like people who scottish dance
raymitheminx.com says:
and both my grandparents did that crap
raymitheminx.com says:
so whatever
lambofgod says:
thats what you dont get
lambofgod says:
its not a religion
raymitheminx.com says:
ok its a cult
raymitheminx.com says:
at least it’s not as gay as scientology
lambofgod says:
i feel better thinking thats something more than just my miserable self
raymitheminx.com says:
um ok
Untitled-1 says:
not like i belong to a cult … or go to a church
i am cooking us steaks and onions and mushrooms and peppers no garlic this time. i just rubbed the corner of my eye with my onion finger and picked my nose too so my eye and nose are burning onion sting now i win! i got the mushrooms on discount 99 cents yo! i got us some wine too. notice how the first few sips of wine or beer or whatever booze kind of uh, moistens things uh, down there? no, just me? ok fine. so it’s not just a clever term _wine slut_ then, coincidence or something else entirely?
HOW TO BE THE NEXT RAYMI THE MINX
1. start out young, hang out with drug addicts, drink a lot and say stupid shit when you are fucked up and take some photos and then write about it in a simple witty way that makes at least YOU laugh
2. starve yourself ,whatever i don’t know – do something that makes you feel confident about your appearance. buy lots of clothes
3. Write a lot, constantly write and create and when you are not writing make up ideas in your head about what you will write next, observational humor. test it out on people around you like HEY MAN WHAT IS THAT YOU’RE HOLDING A YAM!? see, funny.
4. grow your hair long, if a girl
5. take fotos from up above your head, decide which side of your face is the strongest, pictures the next day of you with fucked up hair and make-up are nice to look at
6. rip the shit out of everyone especially people who deserve it ie. people who think they are models, crazies, nerds, ugly people, fat ugly people if they try and outcool you, people who correct your grammar, people older than you, people younger than you – pretty much everyone who isn’t you
7. write about your pet as if they posess human qualities and then type in caps saying AND THEN HE CHEWED ON A PLASTIC BAG FOR TEN MINUES STRAIGHT SO I POURED WATER IN HIS LITTER BOX i dunno
8. make friends with guys who run sites that get mad traffic and get them to link you and you link them, hype yourself up and don’t waste your time focusing on people who say negative shit or reject you, move on to the next person – the only person you can rely on to get you popular and famous is you so constantly network and tell people you meet/know in real life about your blog and then they spread the word, be funny and nice and arrogant
9. have comments, moderate them if necessary, talk to people if you desire
10. don’t be scared of putting yourself out there, if it doesn’t feel right, don’t do it
11. change the appearance of your blog once in awhile, make it easy to read and user-friendly, don’t make it so people have to click and click to read the rest of your post, if it’s not all there, chances are people aren’t going to see it – what are you a newspaper website? no, you are a person.
12. post at least 3 times daily.
13. write about mistakes you’ve made, embarassing moments, your significant other, old jobs you’ve had. post many pictures too
14. learn your camera well, do close-ups of obscure things, beautiful things, ugly things
15. get angry
