in my place

GO DAD performs Mrs. Robinson

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FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY!

Tuesday, May 08, 2001

“ok. whats hotter?”

a girl who can roll a nice joint and smoke with theboys while keepin chill as well as bein entertaining

or

a hot girl with big tits who wears a mini skirt at all times but is dumb as shit and doesnt smoke dope cause it makes her tired???

this is what Raymi thinks

the girl who is smart and can roll is better because she is most likely the better lay. hot girls just lay there like cold fishes cuz they think their hot/dumbness is enough to get ‘em by. the girl who rolls joints is cuter and friskier cuz she’ll wrestle with you in her cute boy clothes and jump into a pool with you fully-clothed and then she’s all wet and hyper and ready to go. the “hot” girl is annoying and high-maintenance and a pain to be around cuz all she talks about is her clothes and what such-and-such is up to and she probably never shaves her snatchHair. ew. the rolling-joint girl will let you show her your boner and will let you look at her pussy when she’s all baked and will sleep over with you and cuddle. the “hot”girl has to go home early to get her beauty rest and she is uncomfortable in her high heels and short skirt sitting cross-legged at the bush party and she can’t run and jump around with the rest of the boys, she has to stand there with her arms-crossed, sober as a stone and sighing. she is also a bitch and manipulates the dorkiest, loser of the bunch into driving her home.

the girl who rolls yer joints has the potential to be drop-dead-gorgeous when the time calls for it and u’ll want her more, kuz when you hang with someone who is a hottie and they look and dress like a hottie all the time, you are de-sensitized to it and eventually, they are not hot anymore. you are more appreciative of the rolling-joint-girl and her hotness when she gets all dressed-up and you eagerly run to hump and hug her cuz she’ll let you, the hot girl won’t let you kuz she has to be an open-card to all you boys, cuz you must all like her and if it appears she likes one of you over the other than she is a failure and must branch-off to another group where she can hold you all in the palm of her hand. once you see the “hot” girl all dressed-down and casual like the rolling-joint girl, she looks out of place and still has her cake-face make up on and looks like a clown in sweatpants, all name-brand and squeaky clean.

noel and samir both have the week off and have been calling me for once. noel has been leaving 5 minute long messages about what breakfast he is going to eat and all the errands he has to run, the last one i listened to, when i went back to sleep, made me dream of him telling me that there was going to be very dangerous hail like a 3 or 4 out of 5 and he was in a cafe in hamilton playing checkers and got up to leave but then realised it was hailing golfballs, thanks noel.

samir’s messages on the other hand are made to fuck with my emotions by him saying OK I WILL FONE FIL NOW cos they’re friends too (friend stealer).

i wonder how i could get noel’s messages recorded and up here if anyone knows lemme know they’re worth hearing.

do NOT purchase mango lemonade i know it sounds thirst-quenching but it so isn’t.

last nite was fun. i spat beer by accident on some guy cos i was laughing. i ate grilled cheese sandwiches and drank cheap beer at the legion hall and feist was there and she smiled at me, i was gonna say i really like your music but i didn’t and fil had an anxiety attack over whether or not i was going to say it wtf. i danced some also and everyone was nice and i got a santa cruz poster from the auction and fil got feist’s remix cd bye.

band practise today.

oh yeah i also drunk-texted a bunch of people too sorry guys.

Feels so good in my tummy do you have a best friend

my body is red as hell and i have a playboy bunny tanned thing on my left breast cos i am too legit to quit.

we went out for brunch with martin after a right piss-up last nite and while we were out cid jumped on one of the glass shelves in the bathroom and it totally smashed everywhere and chipped the bathtub and we walked into the condo to glass fucking everywhere OH CID!

i thought corpse bride was fucking meh but i totally have a thing for the bride and every other big-titted female in that film i don’t care if they are made out of rubbery clay and are 13″ tall shut up and go away.

i am waiting for my nails to dry and i plan to wear my stupid pregnant little red dress tonite to m+l’s stag/doe but i am having difficulties deciding whether to wear socks or tights or fishnets or boots and running shoes UNGH!

here is my dilemma

1. i can’t wear fishnets and stilettos cos somehow my stilettos are too small now and when i wear them it’s like i am walking with my toes all smashed up underneath my feet and by the end of the nite i will want to kill myself and will walk home barefoot 100 per cent

2. i can’t wear my long white looks like laced up victorian boots socks cos my legs are red as hell and i can’t wear them over black tights cos that would look stupid and i can’t wear them over fishnets cos that would look too busy.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND I REMEMBER I HAVE BEIGE TIGHTS YES!

anyway i couldn’t do the fishnets and granny style heels thing cos i would have to wear little anklet socks cos those shoes are slightly too big for me and i can’t do that because melissa rocks the little socks and heels look and i am going to HER stag and doe like what am i going to do HI THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR CELEBRATION OF MARRIAGE IN TRIBUTE TO YOU I AM DRESSED LIKE YOU.

i will probably regret wearing my red dress too since i have a really bad sweating problem that i cannot control.

i bought the raddest shower curtain and i was going to look on the packaging to see if it had a website link so i could put a picture of it on my blog but fil came home and emptied all of cid’s turds and piss cakes from the litter box into the garbage before i got a chance to fish it out and said WELL NOW YOU’VE LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON IN PROCRASTINATION SHUT UP FIL!

i rented the corpse bride. i am going to watch it in a minute. everyone who said bad things about aeon/flux is a STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!

i met elizabeth at green room and almost lost my fucking mind watching her eat pad thai waiting for my glass noodles and then almost crapped my pants on the way home the end.

oh yeah i went for a tan and the lady was like you are too white to have the super bed for ten minutes and i was like no i’m not but then after 6 minutes i was burning and now my ass and arms are red and i wouldn’t allow my pride to turn off the bed cos then the lady would know that she was right so i stayed in the whole time and was thinking of that part in final destination 3 where the girls burn to death in the tanning beds and set on fire.

i think i smell like burning.