fil pointed out yesterday that i have a hairy ass, as in, butt crack. feh.
i forgot to tell you about the woman who tried to bud in front of me for a change room at h&m and how i snapified NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES.
then i said to the changeroom girl that i was “just about to snap there” as she was seeing me to my room. then i spent 20 minutes trying on ten items when the chick who wanted to bud only had a pair of pants.
she had already been in the dressing room but left to get another size of pants but put all her clothes on and vacated a room therefore her room is null and void. i’m sure one of you suckers would have let her use it NOT ME DUDE.
if someone says bla bla bla don’t you want good karma bla bla i will kill you by way of kicking a hacky sack into your dirty hippie face.
yesterday i dressed like a fucking whore and walked around sherway gardens with fil, he sauntered behind me a ways to watch all the men leer at me. then we went to st. lawrence market then we rented jarhead then we watched it then we watched saturday nite live and ate the stinky italian cheese i bought from the market. oh fil got some new running shoes that are to die for and i picked them out and i can’t stop thinking about them.
and my stilettos are still up for grabs and no they do not look as worn IRL as they do in that first top picture and the bottom yeh i walked thru a fucking october field wearing them so what who needs to see the bottom of a shoe?
ok i just bought a new pair of sandals/wedges from aldo and now i am 3.5 inches taller and like MEGA LEGS CITY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! yesterday i put more red in my hair it is orangey i want it to be like that retard girl from american pie i know she’s not a retard but she makes retard faces and talks like one ok crucify me RETARD RETARD RETARD.
also it was totally relevant for me to mention the race of yesterday’s offender. who am i citypulse news and i can’t mention that the guy who broke into my house was black? uh don’t you think that’s an important detail in finding the suspect? it’s relevant for my blog to mention it cos i have a heavy toronto readership and those people will know exactly what i’m talking about and whether that’s important to them or not, or you, i dunno, why are you reading this blog? why are they? to read relevance?
if i left out details, this blog would be pretty scarce don’t you think? do you want me to be more PC? do you want zero nudity and cuss words too? do you want my blogger login and password?
from now on i will refer to people using numbers only and street names and restuarants too and movies for example:
yesterday 4 told me to meet her at 92589990001 and making my way there this 888 6655 45 4545 87 98 009 0- 9 98 8 76 5 568 4767677666666 544 SEE YOU LATER 99888 it was a pretty good day.
