fil ate cat food yesterday for 6 dollars and i dumped a bucket of cold water on my dad cos he got me with the sprinkler then he got all sensitive cos i duped him better but fil yeh, 6 bucks? we also ate an ostrich steak and it was very good but at first at the ostrich farm the lady gave us slow cooked shredded samples and i was gagging on it but had to eat it all like it was amazing fucking VOMIT next time i would eat the fucking cat treats instead.
today i am wearing red because i am eccentric and fil is picking a fight with me about the floor and how scratched it is because of my fat ass and the ikea chair at this desk i don’t know how to make what i am trying to explain flow i am probably drunk still i am going to meet sharpie and angie and go shopping and then me and fil will go see you me and dupree i wish my hair looked like owen wilson’s hair when he runs out of the house when it is on fire or maybe gary busey’s hair i dunno whichever looks funniest.
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fil did u go into my blog and correct my spelling of hilarious from halarious cos i meant to spell it halarious cos that’s how the kid who acts as dave chappelle’s son on the chappelle show says it.
yes i did sorry i thought it was an error i was wrong and i won’t do it again.
is it ok that my best friend is a cat that barely likes me and some guy on msn who doesn’t speak english who i have never met?
it’s neat to think that future-me will be wasted and obnoxious in maybe 3.5 hours like a whole new me because right-now me is scoring only a 2/10 for fun about now but future-me RULES i wish i could call future-me on the fone and be like YO TELL ME A FUNNY STORY and future-me will be like HULLoooooooooooooooooo like robin williams in mrs. doubtfire and busts up laughing for two minutes and can’t breathe and then right-now me is like totally jealous.
i am regretting the shorter bangs thing cos when i wake up it looks like i am wearing the gayest wig ever and my hair is what it looked like when i was in grade 8 like stupid I AM GROWING UP LOOK AT ME BECOMING A GROWNED WOMAN look and then it is half greasy sweaty dry crackly hay that’s resting a centimeter above my eyebrows like i just learned how to put hair on today first time ever.
i am going to go buy the dress i coudn’t buy the other day cos i had insufficient funds cos well long story it was pretty embarrassing and then we went to the body shop and i said to lise hey i wish they had the strawberry scented perfume they discontinued it then this random chick points to the strawberry scented bottle and i am like THANKS excuse me while i hit every store in this mall to be humiliated, corrected, ‘dissed and embarrassed bye.
last nite during wastification at the bar i gave this guy i sort of know cut-eye but in a jokey way and he’s all what the hell was that look for and i’m all I’M BEING FUNNY. i guess i wasn’t but now i think about it i think fuck that was funny even though it really wasn’t. you know like so unfunny and inappropriate that it’s funny? no?
maybe if he read my blog he would understand how funny i am not which brings it ’round full-circle to hilarious wow i am so glad to be over-analyzing this.
