we saw volver last nite and pretended we put 1k deposits down on some condo being made so we could eat and drink everything at the preparty and i saw penelope cruz with MY OWN EYES and took her pictures and a video from my seat in the theatre and i could tell the girls to my left were just being nice and complimentary to me cos they wanted to fuck fil they said i looked like some chick from six feet under anyway volver is very good.
we are going to a film festival preparty tonite and then to a festival movie that i will tell you the name of after i get home safely and not suicide-bombed at cos yes my brain is partially damaged anyway the theme of tonite’s attire will be I DO NOT CARE which actually means I REALLY REAALY SUPER DO CARE coupled with PLEASE LOOK AT ME AND FIND ME ATTRACTIVE with smatterings of DID YOU NOTICE I LOST FOUR LBS?
and then if i can convince fil we will go to a party where we are older than everyone else EVEN ME! i mean WE. i mean “i” oh shut up.
bob dylan’s when the deal goes down
starring scarlett johansson with a nice stalky vibe to it can i kill myself now?
i am not allowed to post videos or pictures of cid humping the bear jeff mailed back to me which is a shame cos he’s onto round 10 of air-humping now, seriously cid ENOUGH.
who wants a vhs copy of dude where’s my car? you have to give me something for it like uh a present.
fuckin’ calgary.
i love bobby lee
me update
i dyed my hair dark brown this is what it looks like when i wake up also my eyes are very tiny and slitty in the morning and extra more tiny w/o a yard of mascara crumbed all around them
i went to the burbs to visit my dad and also fil got a haircut and bumped into a few people i know and one was like OOOH YOU CAME TO TOWN JUST COS FIL IS GETTING HIS HAIRCUT? i’m like NO MY GRANDMA JUST FUCKING DIED AND I AM VISITTING MY DAD WHO IS HAVING A TOUGH TIME DEALING WITH IT.
then they showed off their polished wedding bands. i felt like saying actually me and fil have been dating two years now, we are best friends and are pretty much inseparable where the fuck is your husband? but i didn’t and i didn’t even say the my grandma just died line i only said it to you guys cos i want you to think i can think quickly on my feet like that, but i DID say i was hanging with my dad. ungh.
we went to a different bar and me and dad and his childhood friend played a few songs it was good everyone was like YOU ARE AWESOME i was like I KNOW then my dad and this guy got in a beatles fight and it was cool cos his childhood friend was there to back up my dad and i said dad this is you x2 you know beatles war? then i told the other guy that they were arguing the same side of the fucking fence they just didn’t know it.
oh yeah i picked up two boxes full of shit i haven’t seen in four years that jeff mailed from new hampshire cos his mom was going to throw it out so i may be selling a few things that smell like a cottage.
that’s all i can think of for now bye.
