Question. Have you ever had an intelligence test done? Why do I ask? Because anyone who can maintain a regular readership as large as the one you have for that long a time can’t be a dummy. I seriously think you are really fucking bright. I bet life bores the shit out of you most of the time. I bet the average person bores the shiit out of you. I bet you constantly yearn for something to stimulate your mind and are often let down because it is so damn hard to find. You know how sometimes we get a craving for something special to eat, but we can’t figure out what it is? I think that for you as far as life in general.
I have read your blog for sometime now as well as sent the odd e-mail back and forth with you and have reached the conclusion that you are so fucking quirky and incredibly complex that you must have a very high IQ. By no means is this an attack on you. In fact, sure you have great looks and a fab. body, but the ultimate compliment I think anyone can ever get is that someone thinks you are brilliant. I do!
Sorry to turn you live chat thingy today into a porn discussion with my thoughts on 22 year olds and my family’s sex life. I was knob gobbler. Porn chat doesn’t do it for me. I don’t regularly do on-line chat and thought that an interestiing conversation topic as I’m shallow that way sometimes.
Happy T-Giving to you and Phil.
PS. Too bad you guys didn’t live out here. I’d want to steal you away to be the front for my band.
yeah i wasn’t around for that porn chat no worries it’s to be expected right?
as per my brains, yeh i’m smart and bored and totally wasting my intelligence, or am i? depends how you see it. they wanted to skip me in grade three or at least put me in french immersion but because i liked my peers so much and felt a dominance over them i chose to stay kind of like how i am now blogwise, stay mediocre but rule it? i was in enrichment classes all the way to grade 8 and then valedictorian but you know all this since you’ve been following once highschool started grade 9 and ten i thought i had to really take it seriously if i wanted to be a lawyer or something but then i started slacking in the i’m smart enough to eek by just doing the bare-minimum required of me and teachers would shake their heads a bit and call me to their desks or write me notes, whining and begging almost for me to cut the shit and how other students would kill to have my wits and talents which i figured was the go-ahead to slack even more cos if they know i’m truly smart then they can’t fail me and nobody did, not saying i received 99 per cents or anything i could figure out equations w/o showing work and couldn’t even know how i got it, to me it was just obvious and i would get bad marks in math cos of that a lot english and science and business studies and law i aced, anything where you can just talk a lot and write a lot and distract people with yer showmanship and publicspeaking was my thing but anyway highschool is way over and i chose not to go to college or university i figure some great work or project will happen to/for me sometime without having to do all that and yes it sounds like airy-fairy idealistic bullshit really but there are some people in the world that can get away with it. if i was actually working hard and making an effort things would be different at this point wouldn’t they?
anyway thanks for recognizing in me past all the smoke and mirrors of drunk obnoxious slurs that there is something else.
ENDING UP $20,000 IN DEBT, FAILING YOUR EXAMS, AND WRESTLING WITH ENDLESS FEELINGS OF GUILT AND REGRET JUST SO YOU COULD BE LAZY, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, AND NETWORK WITH OTHER DRUNK LOSERS FOR FOUR YEARS IS SIMPLY FUCKING STUPID. IF YOU’RE UNSURE ABOUT UNIVERSITY THEN QUIT RIGHT NOW. SAVE YOURSELF THE FUCKING BOTHER. IF YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT USING UNIVERSITY AS A WAY TO BETTER YOURSELF AND INSTEAD ARE LOOKING TO TREAT THE NEXT THREE YEARS AS A GAY LITTLE SOCIAL CLUB THEN YOU SHOULD BE GASSED. THEY SEND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO THE MUSLIMS AROUND THE WORLD. THEY WATCH THEM IN BETWEEN THE FOOTAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE LONDON BOMBINGS. DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE THINK, RADICAL MUSLIMS DON’T “HATE YOUR FREEDOM,” BUT THEY DO HATE YOU, YOU WHITE, PRIVILEGED, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU ARE THE REASON THAT WORLD WAR III IS HAPPENING.
oh and by the way americans – CANADA OWNS THANKSGIVING. did you know that? i just learned that. i was about to write a totally unjustifiably ignorant post about how thanksgiving is racist and 100% NOT back it up but then i discovered that we had thanksgiving first so i decided that thanksgiving isn’t racist after all.
i bet you guys thought thanksgiving belonged to you cos you outshone us with yer OMG THANKSGIVING IS SOON SO STRESSED OUT AND THEN IT IS CHRISTMAS and yer macy’s day parade and your football and your decorations of pilgrims with those faggy guns that look like the end of a clarinet.
today we are celebrating canadian thanksgiving (tomorrow is a holiday and the “real” thanksgiving tho) i dunno why it is so early this year someone said that some retard looked at the sun or the moon in a book and said yeah it’s early this year? uh you can do that? did the prime minister do that? so i can make my birthday like, tomorrow? anyway we will not be eating turducken but maybe we will have it on christmas. the idea of stuffing animals into other animals appeals to me greatly. oh and then wrapping them in another animal: turkey, duck, chicken, bacon.
what’s that thing called where you stuff chicken with cheese and brocolli anyway it doesn’t even matter that’s pussy shit compared to a turkey with a duck and chicken inside of it. maybe they will get an ostrich and stuff it with a penguin and a blue footed booby (ew) and then a turkey and then a canadian goose then a duck then a chicken. by the time i got to the chicken i would be BORING chicken why don’t you get back to me when you are the size of an ostriche get your shit together dude.
wait for it…
the moral of the story is:
something to consider, vegetarians.
**fil just came and corrected me he said thanksgiving is the second monday in october. ungh he is sooooo annoying. anyway it doesn’t matter cos it is not the moral of my post nor story.
this chick at the wedding yesterday comes out to where i’m smoking and says SO I HEARD WE ARE WEARING THE SAME SHOES. and i say uh oh yeah. silence. so uh what kind are yours? she answers they are THE JESSICA SIMPSON ONES. more silence. end of conversation. mine are the cheap knock-off ones but look exactly the same as hers. so she comes out to question/compare shoes under the guise of a cigarette WAY TO GO YOU WON TOTALLY CORNERED ME!!
i guess it is possible she was coming out to make nice and be my best friend cos if we are wearing the same shoes then obvs. we have a shitton in common but no i am a sarcastic asshole dirtbag which = the opposite of bonding if you have blond hair and jessica simpson brand shoes NO DEAL.
i took them off soon after and rocked the white vegan boots and danced like whore city after that wooh!
