oh yeah fil also had a HERO OF THE WORLD moment last nite.
we were leaving the dance cave (there only cos it’s attached to lee’s which is where the show was) roxanne was with us too btw and she touches this dude’s afro who is smooching with some girl in a booth and then i of course had to touch his hair too and fil got super drunk jealous and we fought about it all the way to the tap and then the dude who punched me after i kicked him after he called me a cunt was spare-changing the street and half-way through my getting out of trouble for squeezing some kid’s afro speech i said THAT’S THE GUY WHO PUNCHED ME BY THE WAY and then fil turned into hulk and followed the guy like stalked him leaving me and roxanne smoking outside of the tap and he gets as far as lee’s palace and we can’t make him out anymore cos of all the people on the sidewalk and drunk blindedness so we run after him and he’s outside that tattoo place giving this crackhead a lecture and the crackhead has zero recollection of it even happening he also looks a little bit afraid and i feel bad for him but still feel obligated to tell him what happened and bla bla he apologized and fil said it was because he knew that fil was about to kick his ass pfffft. fil pointed at me and said THAT’S A GIRL.
he even did the DON’T APOLOGIZE TO ME APOLOGIZE TO HER thing. ahah.
i almost said to the guy hey your hair got a little longer but stopped myself.
ga blaaah fil couldn’t sleep anymore so he woke me up i know it’s one in the afternoon but hello last nite was friday which means i only went to bed 9 hours ago (4amish) ok i know that sounds uh lazy of me but anyway he woke me up by watching some show about ghosts and he doesn’t even believe in that shit. i fell asleep in the spins position and this asshole wakes me up to people’s re-enacted ghost experiences. the swear word for what i am feeling right now has not been invented yet.
the moral of the story is people who believe in ghosts are stupid.
it’s funny when someone is telling you about some time when they were in a haunted house or something and they go on and on and you have to listen like you give a shit/believe them. HEY DUDE AWESOME CAN YOU TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR DREAMS NEXT AND FOLLOW IT UP WITH PICTURES OF YOUR BABIES!?
Lee’s Palace Friday October 13: Toronto Indie Rock CD Release ‘DIABLEROS’ @ 12:00, ‘Uncut’ @ 11:00, and ‘Sylvie’ @ 10:00. $10.00 at the door.
this is what we are doing tonite. i have changed my outfit a hundred times. i do not know how to pronounce diableros no matter how many times fil corrects me my marbles are lost. lindsay lohan dropped me from her myspace friends list so in homage to that my next masterpiece will be a drawing of her vagina.
oh look it’s me lamenting la lohan.
here is your weekend homework assignment find a blogger with a 75 degree nose like mine, straight as an arrow, with no bumps and super duper long. GOOD LUCK.
sabbyc: and he was like BLAH BLAH BLAH I WORK AT GOOGLE and i was PLASTERED
me: nice
sabbyc: and he kept grabbing my ass and my friend went to beat him up
me: ha
sabbyc: and i was like HEY I AM FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID COMPANY and then he started freaking out and wanted to know my blog
me: HAHA did u tell him mine!?!?
sabbyc: and i wouldnt tell him
me: i hope u did
sabbyc: i did
me: no way
sabbyc: i kept saying I KNOW RAYMI
me: does he know who raymi is
sabbyc: no, he didnt know who any of us were he was a techie with tiny hands and a rolex and i kept making fun of his rolex and he kept trying to sit next to me and my sister would make me get up and change places so he could not
me: if it made ticking sounds then it was a fake
sabbyc: hahaha
me: your 6 year old sister? aha
sabbyc: no, i have a bunch of sisters
me: i was kidding
sabbyc: sometimes, i can get her into bars though the lil one
me: thats wicked ok so what is the moral of the google story
sabbyc: that i know where the google people in los angeles hang out and i am going to keep going there and torturing them and writing about it
me: nice go there for halloween dressed as google
sabbyc: hahaha
me: which is various search items
sabbyc: i could write google really big on my titties and be like I AM A MARKETING SCHEME
me: like fucking sucking butt plugs
sabbyc: hahaha
me: nice ew
sabbyc: hah
me: hang on i am blogging this and linking u i hope that guy googles me
sabbyc: hahaha
me: and reads it
sabbyc: he was a pig though
me: i bet
sabbyc: because he ran up behind me and was feeling up my ass i bet his penis is not even there he is probably like a ken doll
me: he may work there but i am prolly more famous than he is on google
sabbyc: no shit
me: what did he look like
sabbyc: he was really blonde and his name was mike and his friend’s name was andrew and they were super proud to be working at google
me: did he drive a ferrari
sabbyc: i dunno he wanted to come with me and my sister was like WE WILL KNIFE YOU but they were at a bar in santa monica
me: is santa monica tacky?
sabbyc: no it is yuppiesville
me: oh
sabbyc: whenever everyone is poor and we have to drink we go there
me: good one
sabbyc: and we get some google type fool to pick up our tab yea he bought like 23984324324 drinks and my sister would throw my drinks on the floor and make him buy me more
last week i boycotted it cos of that bird thing now i know everyone was all EXCUSE ME THAT IS A MYTH THE MOM WON’T DISOWN THE BABY IF IT IS TOUCHED BLABLABLABLA. i simply don’t fucking care if it is true or not the fact is you don’t ever interfere with nature, there’s a code isn’t there by all photographers and filmmakers in the wild you do not get involved despite how sad it is when an antelope is slaughtered by a lion that’s the way it is circle of life etc. therefore how is it permissible if some douche goes up a tree and rifles through a nest cos he thought the bird was distressed? it isn’t permissible. the end. and the bird is distressed COS YOU’RE IN ITS TERRITORY CLIMBING UP ITS FUCKING TREE AND PICKING UP ITS BABY HOLY SHIT.
anyway that was last week and obviously it is out of my head now so survivor is on.
i spent an hour this morning fantasizing about being on survivor and played out the various layers or raymi/lauren i would reveal to my tribe and i’m realistic even in my fantasies i know i wouldn’t win the million but i would come close and get a lot of exposure and be brought back on for survivor all stars and other reality spin-offs what’s that i was talking about? right, REALISM.
anyway that asian guy has the flattest face in the world even flatter than the guy in tokyo drift oooh i smell a RAYMI POLL! i guess this week is asian week on my blog. next week will be polish and so on.
BRB.
**ok there’s no point cos yul kwon’s face is clearly flatter as previously predicted by me.
since the crying breakthrough of click any movie that won’t reduce fil to tears is shit. we rented art school confidential last nite and it was crappy and long and tries to suck you into this storyline instead of what it should be doing, slapstick art school jokes. it was so trying to be like girl next door, the girl looks kind of like elisha cuthbert and the dude looks like the twink from girl next door as well. HI ORIGINALITY WHERE ARE YOU?
FUCKING SEE!
at least we did it afterwards.
some parts are good and funny but 1/3 through you are like B O R I N G. there’s loads they could’ve done with this premise and they fully didn’t take advantage of it. even malkovich was pretty weak.
