free hit counter

November 13, 2006

after this picture was taken i almost had a dance-off with this kid who was trying to pick us/me/whatever up but in my drunklor state i thought he was trying to fuck with me to get our seats he said we stole his seat and then i yelled in his face OH YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I STOLE YOUR SPOT THAT WE HAVE BEEN SITTING AT SINCE 10 O’CLOCK FOR MY FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY PARTY TO WHICH WE RESERVED THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SEATS? and then he was all uh um wow you sound pretty mad but then he said well at 1:45 that’s when your reservation is up, trying to confuse me then he said he could outdance me and i said DUDE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CHALLENGING ME TO A DANCEOFF?! but it didn’t happen cos fil left and a bunch of other people too way to blow it for me FRIENDS by LEAVING that was so NICE of all of you!



Vomments (0)


gary jules, mad world live


mad world video

punch me



Vomments (0)

Hey Raymi
I am in Japan right now… and I have just finished snorting a bunch of cocaine, and figured I would do the daily Raymi check. So I did… and I just wanted to let you know I think you are fuckin kewl. Im from Canada and Ive been in Japan for about 9 months. Basically your blog, asides from being entertaining, clever and genuine… has been comforting and ya. So I just wanna thank you for being fun and making me laugh and making me feel at home in such a fucked up crazy land.

(_)=======D

Simran



Vomments (0)


jack’s friends

today is fire alarm testing day AND i have my period, cid and i are VERY excited. he is cowering like a baby under the coffeetable while i bleed and cramp bleed and cramp FUN.



Vomments (0)

November 12, 2006

yay i got cid on cuteoverload again! what a slut.



Vomments (0)

November 11, 2006

yay i have a new russian friend who found my blog by googling MY BEST FRIEND FUCKING MY FATHER and guess who’s number 1? that’s right, ME!



Vomments (1)


hot tub accident



Vomments (0)

I AM A CRAP EXPLOSION.

hoodia plus sour milk (maybe sour) plus espresso plus week before menstruation equals LOOK OUT – it’s like drinking playa del carmen tap water w/o drinking playa del carmen tap water. tonite is sharpie’s birthday party me and fil are going to one of my favorite stores to get her something and then i will most likely buy myself a lot of things too. last nite i invented a new snack/meal – calabrese slices with goat cheese spread on, some basil and a piece of tomato all rolled up. v. nice. we watched down in the valley and edward norton does his typical cuckoo split-personality shit, i highly recommend, some parts are uncomfortable and the genius that is fil chose the one dvd with scratches all over it. he has decided he is never having kids after watching this, or, a slut daughter.



Vomments (0)