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July 28, 2007

my modest little friend.

fucking art.

fil was in an eating spiral

birth.

held off on these chiefs.

have you ever bumped fuglies to shitty tv porn on tequila whilst being pregnant with tacos? two words: par tay.

this was all last nite/yesterday, we walked 10km today. JUST SAYING, FATFACE!

livin’ on the edge much aerosmith?

sorry if my hilarity is inconveniencing your 18 hours of DAILY SLUMBER yeah no i’m not.

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ps rippage, bring it crybabies.

coming from someone who has never been sexually abused or raped i think there is nothing wrong with you at all, i think you’re fucking awesome to be able to carry on with your life, not allow some shitty incident control you forever and not be one of those WAH WAH WAH my life is FUCKED women on oprah, dude “took” something from you and you are letting him win by bearing this burden and let it paralyze you for the rest of your life the best thing you can do is keep your chin up and be the happiest person you can be.

oh one of these chicks, GREAT. so did you jut out your stomach and arch your back “for weeks” everytime he walked in the room? how about just punching him and then wait and see what happens? ps. it’s LED my ex to believe not LET, how’s oshawa?

first of all way to blow it did you write it on a banner and hang it from your bedroom window? your parents suck, tell them to fuck themselves and move out. what kind of mother do you have? yeesh. tell her she is ugly and fat and you were faking your laughter when she pushed you on the swings.

DON’T GET ME STARTED!

you are child what? and no, blowjobs in cuba are more of a priority right now i don’t have time to “miss” things. way to place your last “zinger” at the bottom so it would be cut off.

so you obviously want to get with the wife but why were you snooping through their computer? red flag: CRAZY.

terrible, awful, get out or call child services on your own house, you are destroying your kid, worst mother ever.

this just in, water is wet.

here’s something that will brighten my day, FUCKING OFF. adults who say when i grow up and giggle afterward and refer to themselves as BIG KIDS make me feel extremely violent. do yourself a favour and keep this ambition of yours a secret.

and what the hell would that be a fucking baywatch pyramid with you on the top, you aren’t brave enough to do that in real life? you have a better chance of being struck by lightning everyday for the nest 365 days, retard.

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blowing my ego comment of the day award goes to kymberli

Its sad to say but I am a total closet Raymi fan, Have been for years, but have never, ever posted anything on your site haha, I just like reading, and checkin things out. I think alot of people aspire to be like you haha And you know what…when I 1st discovered you, I didnt tell my friends b/c i was like she is the best person ever, noone else I know should know about her haha, well, things have since changed b/c those friends of mine I feel are worthy and really would appreciate some insight to what could be, and how to be a free spirit, I tell them about you, so in total ive only found …umm… 2 of my friends worthy of your coolness, haha

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I’ve been going through my archives, trying to fix all the broken picture links, etc. and have been finding some funny old posts. I found this one, which isn’t really funny, and kind of boring (I wonder why I even bothered to post it) but it’s interesting from a historical perspective. It’s your mother’s first time on MSN.

i have a huge following on msn.

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Lisa says:
i had a really long dream about john last night

Joanna says:
what happened in teh dream?

Lisa says:
we were at a party or something. and he was there. and i said
something dirty to him, as i tended to, and then we were in this room
with all these people and this one little skank was flirting with him
and i was just yelling abuse at her and he was oblivious.

Lisa says:
then the skank turned into raymi and i realised that raymi’s boyfriend
is way hotter than john and she wouldn’t be all skanky and whatnot.

Joanna says:
hahahah

Lisa says:
pretty gay dream. it’s like “i miss john but i LOVE raymi”

Lisa says:
gay in the correct sense of the word.

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July 27, 2007

samir’s.

sharpie’s.

not ours, should have been le sigh. are you guys tired of le and sigh yet?

kenny and seb, mother theresa, really? that’s funny?

ok who ordered the swede?

tracy has a crush on some jew at her old gym i told her to say something hilarious to him on facebook like wouldn’t it be hilarious if… and she screamed IF YOUR DICK WAS IN MY MOUTH!? i was shocked and appalled well i never! heh.

last i saw her we was bumpin’ asses on the boat dancefloor i was laced to shit it was magical.

no chins here, oh, wait, nevermind.

lookit sharpie that little scamp she should have her smile TM’d.

samir is building a school in egypt.

SOrry i busted you for being a patio prevert.

sad betty every picture i take of you makes all these crazy effects explode all around your head prolly cos you are asian, no? graphic designer computer camera joke anyone?

fuuuuuuuuuck finch. nice new haircut. karen’s headband is adorable.

wait what’s this NEW thing all the kids are doing?

MY smokes.

samir, my dad has the same shirt, scroll down a few posts.

here is the first grown-up electronic list for fil i have typed i feel super old now with a curly fro.

le list

supermarket
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tacos, a kit maybe
taco sauce for the meat
lean ground beef (not turkey)
lettuce if you want, maybe shredded half cut i think u can get it that way
the tomato i have is big enough depending how many tacos you plan to eat
maybe grab one tomato
onion – to mix with meat YUM
red/green pepper (maybe?)
sour cream (the real stuff i dont want watery barf nothing flavour)
jalapeno
cheese
margarita mix

lcbo
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tequila
beer, corona, dos equis?

OH MY GOD i just google image searched tacos BIG mistake.

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me: did you meet him

Xenia: no i had to run in and out cause i was running late
i wasnt sure on how to make my move!

me: yeah i blew it

Xenia: you didnt go at all?

me: yes we did
go to my blog
i didnt say hi to him

Xenia: howcome?

me: read my blog

Xenia: ok i will i have to go get a bunch of sushi for the hangover time now
i punched mark last night now i am a slave for a week
it was worth it though

me: oh man
why did you
u are in trouble haha

Xenia: i dont know he was annoying
its really bad though i shoudnt do that
i think i’ve been saving that one for a while though

me: he deserved it?
fil would call the police if i hit him

Xenia: eh sort of i dont know he was bringing up shit from like a year ago i was reeally irritated
really he would haha

me: and trashed?

Xenia: yeah

me: he would to teach me a lesson

Xenia: huh
hmm well mark settles for sushi

me: you are in the doghouse

Xenia: i have to bike to the sushi place now fucckkk i hate biking hungover
uhgduhifhgdiuhfiuh
ok bye!

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le indie

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i am seriously freaking out in this picture.

sigh i am a fucking loser, look how close i got to douglas coupland, a huge inspiration of mine, to write and embrace the fucking lunatic that i am, and did i say hi and get him to sign my book, after nine years of being a fan of his?

NO I DIDN’T!

i have never been so nervous to meet someone before fil said, and it was true, i almost passed out, shit my pants, peed my pants, fainted, blacked out, anxiety attack, nervous breakdown now i understand what you guys are harshin’ through when you meet me.

the former gov. general of canada and ten handfuls of pretentious art groupie yuppies were there. BARF.

fil psyched me out of asking coupland to sign my copy of microserfs, saying it should be about the art. FUCK the art, i’m there for the art because of the books.

we made eye-contact a few times and i would quickly look away or duck behind some gasbag.

thanks for the free drinks though, lifesaver.

fuck there he is again! everyone was hogging his facetime i wasn’t anywhere close to loaded to plough through the douches and claim my moment. i even pre-wrote my url down on a cute piece of stationary for him and wrote something too embarrassing to share here if you need me i will me punching myself in an alley.

i will probably regret this for the rest of my life, don’t worry. we almost didn’t even go, i took my sweet-ass time getting ready and kept saying ok we aren’t going we aren’t going and fil said we are totally for sure going if you are scared we are going EVEN MORE and i said ok i am NOT SCARED then he said ok then lets go! burn on me.

i have pussied out of going to every single book-reading he does here and i say that it is because i am the ultimate fan and i do not pay to meet people no it’s really because i am well yes selfish but mostly, a useless pussy there you go i will understand if you stop reading my blog it’s ok, it was good while it lasted.