Don’tcha just wanna take her over yer knee !

Oh yeah.
There that walking streak of sex is now.
(applaud. applaud).

shit. i eFfed up.
sorry.

I keep wondering if i’m sad
because i’m pissed-off or if i’m
pissed-off because i’m sad.

I got in a pursefight in snr. kindeegarden and also a catfite in gr.9 on the last day at that wretched catholik highSkOOL.

A month ago at home hardware, i was opening this box and i guess i did it too fast cuz the edge of the flap slit my right wrist, diagonally. I had this awesome scar for two weeks. it’s gone now.
durr.

Ward had this idea that it would be great if the weatherman kood forecast the weather EXACTLY as it would be, one month from the day forecasted. I t’ol him that if it were at all possible then maybe it would already be happening. I then quipped, b’cos i’m so cleverly sarcastic, that he should start his own weather forecast
and “OH YEH!” SOoo many people would check in with Ward for that cuz it would be OH SO AccurAtE.
(Insert heavy sarcasm there).

—————–Ward’s watching ChimpanzEEs ffuk one-another on the Learning channel. First time he’s been quiet in like, EvEr.

I find that when yer
lookin’ for that
significant other,
all that conscious
effort fux it all up.
It’s when you finally
lose faith and give up
and revert to your smelly
lil looney nest, that’s
when they come bangin’
down your door.
And remember, if you’re
ever lonely,
there’s always machines.