And so it begins. What also begins is me breaking out in to a massive sweat as I type this, I’m getting sick. Again. I just downed a mug of daytime NeoCitran so things should get psychedelic pretty quick awlright. Update: it kicked in I feel much better for now.
May the good guys win and the generous be rewarded. This lovely Birthday package is from Jenn, last October We did the Edgewalk together for a charity called About Face (right now they’re taking donations for sky diving, I will pass on that one lol) and I think those are awesome circumstances to make buddies with somebody, hi nice to meet you and sorry if I barf.
This was a great experience and I bet this season everyone you know will try it out and they should, it’s exhilarating just remember you get breathalyzed so your self-medicating trick up your sleeve idea is not going to work head’s up plus being clear-headed while staring at Toronto is a better idea anyway, good for the soul searching, it’s pretty zen up there. Okay back to my spoils.
Ha hilarious love it. She said she couldn’t help herself with the Blythe doll. Now I can bring it to my dad’s to play, err, “hang out” with that other one my mom bought me for Christmas. The sooner you grow up the sooner you die.
I am excited to look like a housewife while wearing that when I wash my face. Thank you for the card with instructions on all items contained you little peach :).
Oh who’s that beside you I recognize that kitty.
Can you guess which one it will be?
I don’t know what I am supposed to do with the lego though but she is now with all of her sisters on the mantel happily watching over all of us in the living room thank yew for asking.
Oh jeez. Talking about all “things” Raymi (Blythe, Hello Kitty etc) now this. Great and just when I thought this would be a G-rated post for once. Jenn is funneh.
CUUUUTE. I’ll wear these when I spring clean the roof or Teacher can haha. Or scour a pot. Girling it up as oft as poss when yer a tomboy like me I need all the help I can get.
How adorablah speaking of!
And it gets better. Christbreakfastmas came early this year. Ho ho ho.
You are amazing right down to your cursive writing. Thank you so much!!! I have the best Little Raymis. ILU Jenn Happy Birthday to the tots too!!
I’m certain Teach got a chuckle when he found this yesterday.
Speaking of awesome LR’s Erica got me this hat! Guess who is going to have a majorly unnecessarily decked out Easter outfit this year!!? Not you!
Thanks again bud.
Now here is the crap that wouldn’t blog yesterday for some annoying reason.
I look like Poochie. Just The Simpsons version unfortunately.
Lets drop in on the caddy to see what stupid Rebecca is up to shall we?
How much should this outfit and all of me be turned in to an action figure? Shut up right! Right! Someone do it please. Then guess what everyone’s birthday presents would be from here on out. Christmas presents would be me in a ball gown, or Raymbo Bright, and Rambo! Endless characters I have developed over the years, Raymisemo and so on. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4.
Your Raymi action figure comes with bendable limbs for various stupid poses real life raymi the minx does for some reason nobody knows. I FUCKING WANT ONE INTENSELY.
Cowabunga dudes.
Rebecca said my ass was saggy yesterday. Puhlease it’s just the pants.
And these gems are when I ran out of time as I had to head out for late brunch with Birthday girl Courtney yesterday. Not bad for a Monday.
My relaxation pants are on you know what that means party’s almost over haha. Yeah right more like just begun. Nice hair, stupid.
Nuthin’ like a good hang. This night ruined my weekend. I mean I can’t party multi nights in a row no matter how much I think I am still 18.
I’ve had this shirt for a long time. It gets looser as the night goes on until it’s just barely covering my jubblies.
Hi everyone. This is what happened on Friday night which feels like just yesterday now.
I was bored as hell, Teach stayed after work for pints, Stupid wouldn’t be home til 7 (That’s Rebecca by the way) and Jules wouldn’t be arriving til around 8. Not that I was even ready for earlier hanging because this outfit took forever to put together, see how hard simple is? Truly. Only because my wardrobe which takes up an entire room is a disaster and when Spring rolls around all of my teeny shirts look so ragged and worn out. Hey I said spring rolls and I wasn’t even talking about chinese food.
Speak of the devil. I think our brunette triad is going to be tarded to the max.
Psyche! Pretend internetting.
Psyche again!
She is always eating I don’t know where she puts it.
Those are the best pants. Jules looks stupid in pictures because she is hotter than us in real life, those are the rules. Hotter the picture, fuglier in real life. Fug picture = hot life. Got it? Good.
Aw I wish I could remember the exact joke I made about the pose Bech is making back there, that’s some phony cheesy homemaker level shit furreal. I like it!
Okay cool thanks.
Blaha I am a stressed out music hog wizard. Too bad Jules has amazing tits. Too bad everything on that little table is going to be smashed to the ground one of these days one by one.
Too bad I will never be on the price is right now that the platinum angel is retiring. Um I am so Ghost right now look at my see through arm. Creepy. Watch your back haters I can float through walls and spy on your stupid fucking lives.
Age before beauty! This one’s pretty game show.
Love how I have my posing 101 down CONSTANTLY you’re welcome that cup is full of vodka soda tgif!
That shirt brings out the green mustard in your eyes bechs.
These are the shoes we wear while at cray palisades, my boots are always too clonky and I’m a, one of those people who removes everything off their body when they enter a house don’t be surprised to come home to me sitting in my underwear oh hi didn’t hear you come in there. Jules’own shoes are her own, shoes.
I waved this around like it was the 80’s before we left and sang a song if no one bothered to remember it then I don’t care either fine!
Okay leather jackes thanks for telling me to wear mine JUST KIDDING YOU DIDN’T TELL ME jaja. Well, that one was bech’s and Jules is over wearing my canadian flag sweater. Fine.
My turn!
Ugh. Seriously this is what I cam up with haha.
Unfortunately it didn’t get that much better like I care.
We walked over to N+H’s to catch up with the rest of the gang. We were proud that we didn’t take a cab (it was windy with chances of lazy) and their place is JUST after the bridge sometimes it’s funny to out-lazy yourself albeit disgusting. Just walk!
The visit was way longer but this was off to the next thing.
Bahaha well I look good. Bech likes dumb pics of her so to press with it.
Birthday month involves more photos of my face than normal month. I was chatting to my friend Jenn who is turning older 30-something this year and I said you know, chicks in their thirties look pretty young to me too and I look forward to being less uptight about my age. I get a bad rap cos I have strong facial features and I know when losers say I look forty it’s not true. Another thing I miss about the good old days is when women weren’t reading my blog or people who “got” that this isn’t for them aka why are there so many saucy photos, to entice bitchy chicks to make MORE swipes at me? I only bring that up because lets face it, dudes like me or are attracted by/to me so I made a blog about that so what’s not to get? If you can’t handle it so fucking much don’t read it.
Bum Bum Lauren strikes again!
This is me today.
It’s not just my face I want in a time capsule it’s my hair holy obsessed much? Yup.
I’m going to copy that mannequin’s demure pose. I got the lashes for it that’s for sure.
Lesboner salutations.
I gotta go!
Chilly day.
It’s a better backdrop than this.
I cleaned the shitty mirror immediately after. Can’t wait for the annual Ikea voyage.
I came close to accidentally pumping soap in to my hand for my hair after blow-drying it instead of my mythic oil right there beside it. It would have been a hilarious rage had that of happened.
Real and pretend tv watching I look so stressed. I am trying to be a remote control freak hog.
Last night.
These two match enough. I can wear the top with the green AA bottoms! I’m so smart.
Til next time. Something happened to this post, half was eaten what a waste of time so annoyed off for late brunch with Courtney it’s her bday tomorrow!
Here’s the day I decided my journey as a platinum blond will come to an end.
As my roots come in on windy days it gets a little too Rod Stewart up and back there, or scary as Bech said O_O.
Pinning it works but I’d like to be more natural than that and not have to do all these things to my head before I leave the house. Yes I’d like to be a natural platinum blond haha, impossible.
What? Hi there.
It’s “in” to have roots right now but most of our city trends only make sense in the city and I picture my nana “saying something” come mother’s day so, no thanks. One time I was wearing these shitty reebok sneakers, uber cool look d/t but to normies they just looked really stupid and this girl made a comment about wearing comfortable shoes in the city like that was the reason I was dressing so moronic. I never listen to anyone else’s opinions about my anything, it’s not that I’m stubborn I just know what I like and I’ll budge when I am ready. And now, I am ready. Just don’t go black my mom said.
Hi again stupid cigarettes.
I’m going to miss this hair I will def pine for it and the gobs of photos I have starring it will make me weepy but I know the Little Raymis will come out of the woodwork cheering and rejoicing like it’s 2004 again so that’s good. Everyone else will do a solid obvious ignore silence I bet.
I tried really hard to be Holly Madison and all that’s done to me is broken the back of my head of hair, a lot. Photos from a year ago it seems like my hair hasn’t grown at all, just my bangs, it’s frustrating, no, infuriating.
I turn heads with this hair but they don’t know the work that goes in to it. Very frequent routine salon visits. Delicate feather hair. Breakage. Oh and the commentary and unsolicited rude opinions. I think everyone is rude nowadays and just say things without thinking or tact so it’s not just something I’m afflicted by but I think people might be nicer to me if I have a more muted tone of hair. I feel the pre-judgement from women in a room sometimes and it’s not good, the thoughts in their heads, it’s fucking stupid. I had a wonderful time being blond I think you should try everything once but I will not miss bitches being bitches.
A big thick mane of hair no matter the colour is always the winner.
I brought Rebecca back a present from the spa courtesy of the crazy woman who barfed in the pool. She was wearing one of these at the time. It’s a disposable bathing suit it even has a hole in the back like you can do a swimathon in it.
Anyway This is my last week of being 28 years old and blond. I better enjoy it right.
What’s not to enjoy?
I am really going to need a tan soon once I am darker I’ll look way more white.
Jules said Rebecca needs a blog too yeah no shit (I think she tumbls) but she has a real job and no time plus is too stupid (that’s what you get for saying my hair is scairy hairy hii!)
Someone told me that Stella’s breed is the best because border collie blue healers (nice name right?) are like siblings. I never forgot it. It’s a good name up until a dog person asks me what she is and I say a BLUE COLLAR… then we laugh, I think about it and get it right. It’s true though she’s a very happy dog who needs to be a part of everythang.
Which is adorablah and a nice way to pass time.
Here we are singing the Yeah yeah song that was invented infinity hangovers ago (when one is at a creative peak) you just have to hear it to believe it, it’s stupid and cute. I go YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH! And on each second YEAH Stella puts her mouth up to my mouth to take a sniff of my amazing breath and the song keeps going until no one can take it anymore or we die laughing.
Stella just can’t enough that’s my jam turn it up! She says. Sorry for dressing like a grandma guys.
Maybe we should make a music video.
Jules and Stella would be a good spin off show, them hating each other & competing for rank. Sorry I can’t hang I am watching my favourite show.
We all look like David Hasselhoff when we hang on the rug but it’s unavoidable to just spread out on it. Last night Teach ate lying down in fact, both funny and dangerous.
Too bad this wasn’t better lit and that’s pretty much what the expression on my face is getting at too in said photo.
That canvas is oh so buckled, it doesn’t look that bad IRL but who cares about that!
It’s nice this stupid lives so close by if we go away she can babysit Stella or walk her a million times.
So cute.
Took more pics than I thought. You never know with mystery camera they usually will suck, could suck.
Yep it came to this.
It’s going to be a great summer. Better crap later have a nice Sunday.
Rebeccaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I want last night’s pics because right meow I look like last night’s piss and last night I looked way better than that thanks bye!
I sleep like an angel!! Except for when I am sleep frowning.
Carrie and I have an upcoming art show of hers that she will be painting me for so I thought why not paint me for my next burlesque gig as a practice run.
The flamework came out way better than could be imagined or expected.
People stopped me all over the place to take a better look, took my photo, complimented. If they were lucky enough to notice after taking in my giant pink mane.
I thought it would be sexy to have a lot of nude flesh then the tickling of flames. I’m glad we added whip cream, carrie impressed me so much and we were down to the wire. (sorry about that girl that’s my style!)
Sick detail.
Should have taken a photo wearing my orange shades.
I match the painting.
I only have my base makeup on here. We measured the orange paint off at exactly where my burlesque heel strap meets. I wonder if you can guess what I’ll be painted as AND FULL BODY PAINTED at that for Carrie’s art show this June. Another reason to stay fit. Come photograph me!
I am bringing sexy back that’s right. JT4EVR. Mama’s gotta fuel up for her dancey dance.
When it was all said and done it was foggy, yes? All of our nights bleed in to one so it’s hard to remember especially when I leave mystery camera, well, a mystery.
But I remember Bech commenting on it and it started out as nothing then it grew and enveloped the entire town.
It says these were taken on March 17 so mystery camera solved. Can also be called Shitstery camera jajaja. Throw that in the Yay Cray glossary there protege. And all my other stupid words too while you’re at it.
Then because we just can’t get enough (no well Teacher had plans so the monster gets let out of the cage) we hung again on Wednesday and Julesy came by also then we all went to Rebecca’s and Teacher is like so this is what you do when you guys hang, just dumb stuff and it’s this fun? Yes I said. It turned in to an episode of Blossom.
Jules looks like one of the cartoon girls out of PBJ’s Young folks cartoon video. To a tee.
Stella is also a girl and part of the Yay Cray team.
We look like a feminine paper commercial and good those chicks are always fresh looking!
I am wearing a cape. I am going to demolish some boring flavoured nachos the second I stand up now thanks to this stupid picture.
Here is the entire FB chat beneath this photo I put on Bech’s wall.
Jules Venus Thats such a stand up “What up with that” pose haha. Im laughing!
Rebecca A very Blanche Devereaux floaral addition
Raymi Lauren White tag me so this goes on my wall thanks
Raymi Lauren White we are thespians
Raymi Lauren White jajaja
Jules Venus not letting me
Jules Venus also this is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNgAlMLjhk
Princess Superstar – Bad Babysitter
Rebecca done
Raymi Lauren White ew haha. in other news everyone is looking at me cos nothing else is going on thata way OHHHH,
Jules Venus ooooh ahhhh whatagwan raymbo bright is wearing a pretty floral costume lets gawk like gawkers
Raymi Lauren White we look like a maxipad commercial
Jules Venus if only bechs drink was filled with that blue water they dump on everything that would be pro lol. stella is prolly like wtf just feed me tortilla chips already you cray
Raymi Lauren White She has to be involved like people
Jules Venus i wonder what nachos would taste like if they were made with dog food.
Rebecca I don’t wonder that at all.
Raymi Lauren White I am blogging this
I need to shower so I have to hurry this up.
When you crash on the couch you get a baby light friend companion. Plus a dog. And two cats. They will choose you!
Oh stop it you guys. I see what you’re trying to do and when I figure out what that is I will let you know.
Baha even Stella knows there is seniority and rank she is giving you stink eye.
meanwhile over here omg really? This is too retarded for words I gotta go.
I love it so much though that’s a major yay cray.
Ok we are going to be needing a mini socks sponsorship. That’s our show name The MINI SOCKS. Not to be confused with by the Mini Sucks. I hear they are bad. Jajaja.
You should hear when Teacher goes jajaja at me mockingly I explode into laughter we insult each other all day long it is the best.
Here comes the monster I am going to jump on you I am serious bye!
Here’s the crap I didn’t blog yesterday. I guess that could be a title for every blog post from here to eternity.
It was tough getting pictures in between my girl coming in and out of the room, I managed a few bad ones and this one with my teener-tiner thong. These thongs (I’ve racked up a collection thanks to all the three piece sets I buy with garters) are perfect for beneath tights, they make you look like a stripper and inspire confidence. Get one and your muffin top will go away and you can boss around your boyfriend more while fighting over cleaning the house.
We ranked ‘lighting’ a lower score because we didn’t like the darkness for all the pics we were taking. Don’t give divas a pen and a customer opinion exam if you don’t want to get a few jabs. I’m sure bigger complainers with less bad to befall them during their stay give low scores just because. People are shitty, check youtubes like/dislike section for example. Puke.
I will now see how long I can stand Kiss from a rose. Okay I just put it on and zoned out to it for the entire song while I cruised the internet. That backfired. I thought I would get grossed out in seconds and change it. Time for some Phil Collins.
If I get arrested on my birthday this will be why. Just kidding blonds don’t get arrested. Just kidding I might not even be blond by then! You better come hang with us.
What’s up Maple and easy there extra small shirt, was Simon Cowell in town?
Cheekbones like cray and NSFW Merkley eyes (mom said). That’s two Merkleys this week. I just emailed to tell him in case he misses it my mom wants him to shoot us together um, they’ll definitely be solo portraits, well some of them the nudes of course. Ew!
Bye that hair.
Holy face and crotch space batman but we were watching Marilyn (for my second time) and I was pre-pining for my long gone blond locks. My facial expression is an accurate depiction of the opinion I have of my phone however.
What is going on with those heels? They’re barely a heel too, very kitten.
When we first arrived.
Upper Canada Ricotta cheese buttermilk pancakes, maple poached pears & Vanilla Butter. Don’t order room service the night before in a post spa/dinner/pool/movie/champagne delerium I should have ordered bacon and eggs (I ordered a side of bacon thankfully because it was all going to be free anyway VIPLEASE ATTACK!) I got no sleep practically, it seemed like the moment I hit the sandman I was up eating pancakes in total confusion I thought I was still dreaming. I managed to eat one. I’m not a morning eater plus they didn’t give us mimosas (fail) which weren’t actually on the menu but I added that in big letters with a smile face. I was dreading getting up and showering, no one brought conditioner or hair stuff cos we didn’t plan on doing our hair which always means your hair is going to definitely get pool natty.
Thanks for the two nudes mom. Ew again. Chuckle. My last pink one exploded and I traded another to Hailey. We are all mad for our jewels in the family. It’s a bonding thing. The woman in the store was like wow is this an everyday thing because I want to shop with you girls. Lois and mom were doting on me, helping me choose earrings. I said it’s my birthday month however every shop visit is always a spectacle of some sort or other, like when I bought those headbands, right mom lol. The lady said she had sons. I said she can take me out shopping any time. See the scratch on my middle finger compliments of grey cat? Worth it!
Put your hand up if you horde all of your little jewelry bags in a mother stash somewhere. They’re so darling. Good for gifting crappier jewelry in too!
I wanted that, it was pretty steep though.
Bad photo but smile time station was in full effect when I got home. We were Noah’s ark with everyone surrounding me no wonder I am so conceited jajaja. We sang the “yeah yeah” song, rolled on the carpet, the animals swatted each other, it was adorablah.
Look what’s in my hand. I am surprised half that package is still in the cupboard. The british version of any cadbury chocolate is exceptional. Not for your little figures though. My mom wouldn’t have a bite cos she’s on a strict diet, no matter how much I tried to sabotage. She does it to me all the time so I gave her payback.
A duhoye. My new earrings. I have a pearl earring in 4 different sizes all missing their partner so I needed to replace and these are the best of both worlds, crystal swarovski (rip offs) AND pearls, my favourite! Match my necklace perfectly. See my lip piercing hole? I don’t mind it, gives my face a history. That’s what I think when I see people with vacant holes in their face. It’s kind of cute. Bad boys who grew up. So easy to push off the wagon too.
We’ve been on a feelings eating spree lately and it stops today!
I know right!?
I run with earrings on because I think it makes me look rich. Sometimes I get stopped to get my picture taken Haha you never know! And not even exclusively by people who recognize me. I blasted through all these kids with cameras two days ago and they shot the entire thing. Supastar!
Took me awhile to get my hair right. On the other side of my head is the part where my roots are at, scary, but only because it was shower day but there is no point to do my hair before I run cos it will get ruined from sweat so it took a series of various Dog the Bounty Hunter/Snooki up-dos before we could run out the door.
Don’t think I didn’t notice you noticed my nail polish matches my shirt.
The courier for this package pounded on the door like cray. Those deliverymen have no patience holy crap but thanks Aveda you brought happy to my afternoon and your luxurious products are very good to my hair.
Happy girls post spa wraps :).
Lots of these coming up to make fun of/enjoy Team Yay Cray all the way.
Woah chillax there sexy Rambo Rebecca and I hate my teenage daughter face Jules haha.
I cleaned can you tell? BYOSOCKS girls. Now I want to buy more socks.
Who’s a lady I’m a lady! Burp!
My face wasn’t finished yet so it’s a bit extra blah. It is still adorablah. No YOU stop trying to make fetch happen.
Dinner one. Dinner two was even more disgusting(ly beautiful).
This is where my hangover happened. Gingerale, ipod, sun. I think they call that church out west. I don’t care if the rug gets messed up, it just got rained on now I’ll investigate what happens to ikea rugs when they get soggy later on. I was pretty emo and after lying out here I felt loads better and stupid for having the audacity to feel bad earlier. I think too much and then I blog what I think but people like meticulous shit and I’ll oblige via navel gazing until I lose the ability to, or desire. Little Raymis get scared at the thought sorry!!
Iron Fist retweeted me yesterday! Play it cool Raymbo.
These are diapers on me now so I have to hike them up 80’s style I don’t mind but I know the bagginess in the bottoms makes my less than chiseled when sitting down middle region look baggy too by association. I am only being pretend hyper critical because I know the Little Scaries go over everything METICULOUSLY.
Those are the best sun shades ever, the lens made everything ultra blue-pink, way better to look at life that way. Then the gnarly orange, paired by my vibrant green ‘kini and blue nails. Lots of little details combined throws out a LOOK AT ME to everyone you pass or, in photographs. It’s also youthful.
Dad when we get new lounge cushions we are going to bring these ones over for your backyard so when I tan there or burn out in the grass (Burnoutington!) I have something to lie on.
Hey did I pull a Pauly D and put the inside, outside?
I am ass proud. Say it here, say it loud. I said to Teacher that my mom for years thought about my ass over bewbs and that’s why she never cared for my “newdity” cos she knew my bubble butt was the secret weapon. Yeah thanks mom we could have been ahead pf the game years ago. I also said what if I did focus my brand on my derriere more often, sculpt it. Butt of the day photos? It’s my asset after all and girls with nice racks flaunt them obliviously, what’s fair is fair. If I had a nice toe this would be the nice toe blog right?
Thank god for the scary monster eyeball on my tit. These came with inserts, which change the bunching of the top, it also has string to tie around your neck. I am not this flat is what I am saying. I am always saying.
This bathing suit is humourous and Lois demanded I get more once we were leaving Fort Lauderdale for Miami so I got several ha ha.
I don’t have much time to pose with mystery camera and that is why I always look stupid. I am kind of an idiot like I guess how Beck performs, does robotic poses in a thinks-he’s-a-ninja/hip hop-white-guy engaged in a free-style MC battle. I have a Beck complex, minus the extra-curricular beliefs. Everyone’s paro of the S-word!
I look pretty nakes and rtrd’d. Bonus! Nah just kidding I can almost pass for cool.
This suit at a water park I’ll have 12 year olds lining up all around me.
It was so warm because the wind was so still, the turbine didn’t at all move. #windmillwatch!
Bye bye Courtney Love comparisons. You will not be missed.
But you were missed tanning buddy. My chest is tanned and I have tan lines, hoo-ray!
Someone has more sweeping to do up there and it’s not me.
I started reading all the dumb things I underlined as a joke but then started reading, and seriously, replete with Kevin Spacey southern accent it was a nice time and took us away. Cheap vacation. I remembered why I loved that book so much and it made me miss New Orleans even though the story takes place in Savannah, Georgia it references it though and blabbity blah I love elitists and their fantasy world, craziness, manners, drinking, high society parties. Teacher pointed out similarities in the in and out party guest lists to “all the stupid parties you go to” haha yes very true.
I read this at 17, after England I think, I got halfway through and then I had to rent the movie I was obsessed with it. It was accurate but paled in comparison to the book like everyone says only because when you read you are forced to comb over each detail and it is imprinted on, as if permanently, to memory, but not with movies, I can’t remember thousands of movies I’ve seen.
Time feels like it is flying by and it is already summer again, I know there will be a cold snap and time will feel at a standstill once again but this pop of warm climate was so appreciated. It made me think about how clever I was at forgetting how great summer sun is and coped through winter. That dour season makes the good so much better when it’s here.
See the helicopter?
I need back treatments, my skin is unforgiving back there excuse the pun.
Nobody is perfect but teacher says people are looking at my butt over that.
It takes awhile for the shade to hit you but I like it open it feels like a sail and adds to our little tropical roof oasis. I am going to be covered in sun freckles in no time which I will cover up with make up no biggie but I don’t want to burn my skin off.
And I definitely want new plants. I want a nursery to give me free plants for all the photos I’ll be taking up here in exchange for blogvertisement and it is my new goal for any “major” future purchases to get them free if possible as I do not want to go back to HD and wrastle up some plants and wait in an annoying line-up. I want to be thrifty and enterprising at the same time. It’s the Übermensch way. That includes new lounger cushions too. 4000 uniques daily. Think aboot it.
Oh hi there didn’t hear you come in. It’s Reading Raymbo you are just in time. Would you care for a libation?
Where were we, now?
She’s a blob but a wonderful blob and have a wonderful day! I’m channeling Marilyn here. While I still can. Sob.
Just a quickie, going right back up there meow! We are listening to the narration of Reading Raymbo and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Wicked book, movie is boring. Read to by me, it absolutely takes you away.
