dude where is MY spam shirt? get ME one! NOW!

-modern lithium

Whoa man. I dunno if i remember enough of that night to write a

review. But i will ask zach. i buzzneted the pictures so go look – you

ellen degeneres/anne heche mother fuckall lesbo.

bigbuzzkill.

Bunny Wailer used to rock steady with bob marley in a very hardcore

way. now he is old and wears a huge white cape and talks about Zion

and sings bob marley songs like “No Woman No Cry” et al. And he yells

“Jah – Rastafari” and “Is everyone feeling Ire?” like super loud and

everyone goes crazy.

write me back in full fuckery regalia!

the stepher

me singing with franz ferdinand.

and now i am listening to it myself. it is pretty raw and stuff so like it or leave it whatever.

there is a goal

please look at this site and laugh and cry and agree and look at the giraffe that runs by the person snoozing on the couch

i love you katie didn’t realise you were a bush until i allowed your little ad to load. woah.

i’m listening to this because i want to cry me a niggur. no not really. yes really. i was like listen to this then call me back afterwards and you better be impressed!

now i am at the part where my voice goes high and embarassing and i want to stabify the carpet and now audblog cut it off completely? guh.

hi, you called.

i’m so hot pink right now and that is Mao inside-out, his face in my ta tas.

-ta

From: “Paul”

To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com

Subject: Dear Raymi

Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:45:20 -0400

Please forgive my ignorance, but if a PF [pussy fart] is called a “queef”, and only women can queef (I assume), is there a special word for the anal gas passing of the gentle gender?

Please, your wit is beautiful. Write something about “sounds”, a very specialized BDSM device most women smile ear-to-ear when they discover it. Thanks!

—-Original Message Follows—-

From: “raymi snuff”

To: “Paul”

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 05:57:00 +0000

hmm, well im not that much of a bdsm head, tho i love sadism and the like

u would probably be better at writing than i, tell me more about it tho

From: “Paul”

To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 07:22:16 -0400

Okay. Sounds are long, slim surgical steel rods that are used to insert into a man’s urethra. The most accurate description of the feeling it gives I’ve heard is “cumming in slow motion”. I like it so much I bought my own set.

You should get more into BDSM. If you ever come to NYC, I’d be happy to let you practice on me! Keep writing. You are very good.

—-Original Message Follows—-

From: “raymi snuff”

To: “Paul”

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:14:10 +0000

ehhhm

that doesnt sound too safe?

From: “Paul”

To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:08:04 -0400

It is as long as someone shows you how. I know it sounds weird, but it is a completely great experience. To each his own…

—-Original Message Follows—-

From: “raymi snuff”

To: “Paul”

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 21:17:25 +0000

no im not judging

just like

shocked

never heard of it before

is it safe longterm like can it cause anything bad to happen to yer peepee

From: “Paul”

To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 17:33:50 -0400

I have not had anything worse than occasional slight irritation, usually due to SWI (Sounding While Intoxicated) and getting into the merit badge mentality of seeing how much I can take. It is an immensely pleasant sensation when done correctly. I have also had the pleasure of showing several ladies how to use them on me, and their faces light up when they get into it. They usually say it is because penetrating a man is a neat turnaround from the vanilla pentration of the woman by a man.

If you are ever out in NY/NJ land, I’d be happy to arrange a meeting with a Domme who can show you these lovely devices being used on me!

—-Original Message Follows—-

From: “raymi snuff”

To: “Paul”

Subject: RE: Dear Raymi

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 16:31:09 +0000

hmmm well ok sure yah totally can i take pictures for my website?

Paul says sure!