if i haven’t linked your blog yet it’s ‘cos i probably think that i already have you linked, or your blog is total crap, or i hate you. so email me your link and i will put it up nonetheless. if i write back and say make your blog better and i will link it don’t be offended, though i would probably only say that to the guys who email because they don’t have feelings.

i’m sorry to say that the best movie i have seen lately has queen latifah innit and that it is called beauty shop.

i’m all about the predictible plot, it’s so awesome.

especially when it’s about a woman who has been ‘dissed by her previous employer so starting her own salon as a fuck you to him is majorly necessary and then she has trouble getting a loan from the bank but no worries, give the teller a make-over in the bathroom using paperclips in her hair and shaazaaam!

and then there’s the pesky inspector who is always fining her and the employees who aren’t getting along and they all hate on the white girl and then there’s the dude who is miles out of latifah’s league that lusts for her but she’s all too career-oriented to notice and then that one employee who is a rebel and talks a lot of smack but eventually has an epiphany and is all “my bad” and turns into a nice person.

and of course the salon is broken into and trashed on the eve of her daughter’s piano recital, oh no!

but then the employees come together and renovate magically in 12 hours and the place is better than ever before and of course the vandalizing was all caught on tape by that kid who is always hanging around with a dv cam, wtf!?

anyway, best. movie. ever. kevin bacon is awesome innit, i mean it.

tyranny says:

you pierced your lip

raymi says:

yea and i can’t pick my nose and eat it anymore

raymi says:

well, at least for a week

tyranny says:

ewwwwww

raymi says:

i’m kidding

tyranny says:

no yer not

raymi says:

i know

new poll

i think that i am getting sick a little bit, mayhaps.

last nite in front of the megatouch, elbow-deep in gins, i just wasn’t hitting the zone, not-fucking-once and the more i drank, the worse i got, the worse i got, the more i drank, the madder i got, the more money i spent. fuck that fucking fuck of a machine. FUCK.

fil and i are still working our way through the trilogy, again.

last nite i was rude to a girl kind of at the bar. she deserved it, that’s all i have to say.

take my poll.

here i am getting my tongue pierced. ew.

get your own copy here.