here i am getting my tongue pierced. ew.

get your own copy here.

last nite at band practise i tried to convince everyone that i do not get drunk off of hard liquor and fil in the background was all PFFFFFFFFFFT!

we had to sing this song in grade four for some spring festival. it’s from les miserables.

There is a castle on a cloud,
I like to go there in my sleep,
Aren’t any floors for me to sweep,
Not in my castle on a cloud.
There is a room that’s full of toys,
There are a hundred boys and girls,
Nobody shouts or talks too loud,
Not in my castle on a cloud.
There is a lady all in white,
Holds me and sings a lullabye,
She’s nice to hear and she’s soft to touch,
She says “Cosette, I love you very much.”
I know a place where no one’s lost,
I know a place where no one cries,
Crying at all is not allowed,
Not in my castle on a cloud.

picture stolen from true

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fil doesn’t know yet. i can’t drink beer wine or vodka for a week.

a chat with raymi’s mum

raymi says:

should i get a tattoo on my neck or my bottom lip pierced

Tracey says:

neither

raymi says:

choose one

Tracey says:

honour thy body

raymi says:

whatever

raymi says:

choose one

Tracey says:

don’t put a tattoo on your neck you will so regret it later

raymi says:

no i wont

raymi says:

how about i get your name with a lightning bolt

Tracey says:

only if its in an inconspicious area

raymi says:

the front of my neck and then ill get your face too

Tracey says:

you don’t want to do this

Tracey says:

its permanent

Tracey says:

stains the body

raymi says:

i will get a blythe doll

raymi says:

and my hair can hide it

raymi says:

we both know that i am never going to work in an office so what does it matter

Tracey says:

why do you want to mar your virgin angel body?

raymi says:

because i am bored

raymi says:

im gonna go get it done right now

raymi says:

want to come and watch

Tracey says:

be different, stay tat and pierce free

Tracey says:

no, I’m not going to watch you have to find better outlets for your boredom

Tracey says:

take that money and join ********’s gym

raymi says:

nah, if i have a piercing it will destract people from my fatness

Tracey says:

weights,classes, sauna hottub

raymi says:

boring

Tracey says:

it will energize you and make you feel even more confident

Tracey says:

builds muscle and natural endorphins

raymi says:

ok thanks i dont need anymore advice

Tracey says:

what else do you want to discuss then?

Tracey says:

Do you love fil?

Tracey says:

what is the meaning of love to you?

Tracey says:

by the way, in fifteen minutes, I’m going to watch Dr.fil

raymi says:

why do you ask gay questions

Tracey says:

boredom

raymi says:

dr phil can go doctor fuck himself

Tracey says:

trying to get into my daughter’s head

Tracey says:

you feeling angry these days?

raymi says:

always

i have to go buy fil a stupid gay belated anniversary card and i will make it be as obnoxious as possible, you don’t even know.

last nite after watching house of worst movie ever we watched the last episode of huff and i swear i will fucking kill myself if there isn’t another season!

anyway, house of wax was baaaad. the typical you stay here in this creepy fucked up house while i go outside and investigate that spooky noise you heard and person you saw staring at us through the window thing happened. paris hilton is a terrible actress and not even in an enjoyable way.

in the special features they have the cast sitting on a couch watching their blooper reel and behind the scenes footage and so they’re like LOOK AT ME HERE IS WHEN I FALL ON MY ASS and then they howl and cackle at themselves and talk over everything you want to see and pay attention to.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAH! $#@*^%$#! R@HJC#V!

i can’t even go ahead and ruin this movie for you ‘cos somebody already went and did that for me.