sorry i didn’t get the newsletter about short flippy skirts, fuck-me pumps, tiffany necklaces and purses so expensive you want to purposely lose them because they stress you out so much. and i don’t know where you go to find sunshine in the middle of winter, an island down the street? and i’m sorry i call you a bitch to your face or a hussy but really i mean it in a nice way. i’m ghetto, ok? i have no tact and i am use to hanging around guys who talk shit and stuff and i’m socially inept. can you please just stop saying whutup if you are a skinny white girl? thanks.

Eli Eli says:

k tal?

raymitheminx.com says:

what

Eli Eli says:

¿qué tal?

Eli Eli says:

what’s up

raymitheminx.com says:

oh not much

Eli Eli says:

*wanna cyber?*

Eli Eli says:

no i’m jsut fucking with you

raymitheminx.com says:

who are u

Eli Eli says:

although it would be cool if you put that shit up on the other site

raymitheminx.com says:

ok lets make a fake one then

raymitheminx.com says:

start over

raymitheminx.com says:

ill change my name

Eli Eli says:

i’m english/welsh and i live in BELGIUM

jean-baptiste says:

ok

pretty young box says:

interesting

jean-baptiste says:

t’es chaude la?

pretty young box says:

speak english for fuck sakes

jean-baptiste says:

pff

jean-baptiste says:

you need some variety

jean-baptiste says:

wait what’s the address of the site again

pretty young box says:

http://www.sexyfux.blogspot.com

pretty young box says:

im gonna need a pic too

jean-baptiste says:

hmm

jean-baptiste says:

what time is it over there anyway?

jean-baptiste says:

like 4?

pretty young box says:

4 30 pm

jean-baptiste says:

i’m looking for a photo

jean-baptiste says:

but my computer is a slut and a half

pretty young box says:

k im gonna go smoke and blowdry my hair

jean-baptiste says:

well another time maybe

Master and Everyone says:

be good

Master and Everyone says:

xx

pretty young box says:

no

pretty young box says:

lets do the fake sexchat

Master and Everyone says:

oyoyoy

Master and Everyone says:

i just changed my name back

pretty young box says:

pick a name

Master and Everyone says:

gary

pretty young box says:

thats a good one

Master and Everyone says:

but maybe it’s not sleazy enough

pretty young box says:

change it to gary

pretty young box says:

no its perfect

Gary says:

ok?

Gary says:

ok.

Gary says:

you could pin this whole conversation up

Gary says:

it would be kinda meta-blogging

pretty young box says:

about how dumb we are

Gary says:

well if it goes badly then you can

Gary says:

but you aren’t allowed to edit it.

pretty young box says:

ok i wont and u have to be like ethnic

Gary says:

irish ethnic?

pretty young box says:

just be like dumb

pretty young box says:

lets start out not knowing anything about each other

Gary says:

shouldn’t be too hard

pretty young box says:

u dont know anything about raymitheminx

Gary says:

lets go.

Gary says:

no no

pretty young box says:

no what

pretty young box says:

so u found my blog?

Gary says:

are we started yet?

pretty young box says:

no

Gary says:

yeah i read it sometimes

pretty young box says:

does gary know about raymitheminx

pretty young box says:

no he doenst

Gary says:

yeah ok he does

Gary says:

ok he doesn’t!

pretty young box says:

u found me on friendster

Gary says:

i don’t know anything about friendster

Gary says:

i won’t be too convincing

pretty young box says:

ok then

pretty young box says:

any personal site it doesnt matter

Gary says:

let’s go yar?

pretty young box says:

ok

pretty young box says:

hi gary where are you from

Gary says:

i’m boston-irish

pretty young box says:

wait start over

pretty young box says:

u have to be the one who starts

Gary says:

riiiiiiiiiiight

Gary says:

hey, a/s/l?

pretty young box says:

hahaha

pretty young box says:

i remember that shit, what is this yahoo

pretty young box says:

canada, 21, female

pretty young box says:

you?

Gary says:

27/m/boston

Gary says:

you really 21 and female?

Gary says:

cos i heard there are guys who pretend..

Gary says:

you know..

Gary says:

17/f/ny is actually 41, fat, wearing a towel?

pretty young box says:

if i was a dude why would i be talking to another dude, i’d be scouring the net for vaginas

pretty young box says:

exaclty

pretty young box says:

wow so you actually have some intelligence

Gary says:

my ex girlfriend used to have a nickname for me..

Gary says:

she called me smarty in bed

pretty young box says:

why

Gary says:

i can’t believe i’m telling a stranger things like this!!!

Gary says:

do you like sex?

pretty young box says:

yes a lot

Gary says:

(why? cos i’m totally the smartest guy i know)

Gary says:

you experienced?

pretty young box says:

well you are kind of boring me

Gary says:

hey gimme a chance honey!

pretty young box says:

ok sorry

Gary says:

where in canada, cos you know..if this goes well, we could hook up

pretty young box says:

im not telling you shit idiot

pretty young box says:

canada is all u need to know

Gary says:

hey i’m not some kinda stalker! all the charges were dropped!

pretty young box says:

not funny

pretty young box says:

neway

Gary says:

well fuck this

Gary says:

i try to be a nice guy

pretty young box says:

u want to like cyber or something

Gary says:

shure..

Gary says:

what are you wearing?

pretty young box says:

a scarf and sandals

pretty young box says:

and pants

pretty young box says:

no wait, pink lace pink fishnets

pretty young box says:

other sexy things

Gary says:

hey i want u 2 b honest ok?

pretty young box says:

ok

Gary says:

are you really?

pretty young box says:

no offense but i am really bored u dont talk fast enuff

Gary says:

well fuck this shit, lady

moondog jr says:

no really i couldn’t be arsed

moondog jr says:

it’s not too convincing anyway

pretty young box says:

i know

pretty young box says:

we are terrible at it

pretty young box says:

pervs always get right to the point

pretty young box says:

ill just use all of this

moondog jr says:

ALL of it

moondog jr says:

this is gonna sound really rude, but seriously are you 21

moondog jr says:

cos you look older sometimes

moondog jr says:

maybe you just have a lived-in face

pretty young box says:

i am 21 just turned

moondog jr says:

were you ever a ski-instructor?

pretty young box says:

lived in face yah

pretty young box says:

no ski

moondog jr says:

no but i guess that shit is useful

moondog jr says:

but now you are 21 you don’t get carded anymore

moondog jr says:

no seriously i’m just checking,

moondog jr says:

it wouldn’t surprise me if *raymitheminx* is some toronto art-house collective

pretty young box says:

wow

pretty young box says:

u really thought that

pretty young box says:

i am a huge embarassing failure team of one

moondog jr says:

it crossed my mind

moondog jr says:

well you are prolific anyway

moondog jr says:

and you rock the tartan scarf, which is always a good thing

pretty young box says:

thanks

pretty young box says:

i feel pretty dumb lately

pretty young box says:

wait what am i talking about i am a genius

moondog jr says:

well i have achieved NOTHING in my life

moondog jr says:

strictly fuck all

pretty young box says:

that is such a turn on

moondog jr says:

yeah i hate these overachievers

moondog jr says:

i have peaked but it wasn’t very impressive

moondog jr says:

lying on the pavement outside my house and deciding it would be a good idea to go to sleep

moondog jr says:

was my finest hour

pretty young box says:

what am i going to do with my life

moondog jr says:

make it your mission

moondog jr says:

to find where they sell belgian beer in canada

moondog jr says:

and if they don’t sell hoegaarden, import it

pretty young box says:

im being serious friend

moondog jr says:

and get fucking high off your own supply

moondog jr says:

well what can you do

moondog jr says:

what qualifications do you have

pretty young box says:

im tired of being a no talent ass clown

pretty young box says:

i can write and do computer things and take pictures

pretty young box says:

swim dance

pretty young box says:

drink heavily

pretty young box says:

say mean things

moondog jr says:

do some photogrphy shit

moondog jr says:

catalogue your life, as you do now

pretty young box says:

get arrested or sent away to mental hospitals

moondog jr says:

but do it at a college

moondog jr says:

and get a grant

moondog jr says:

find a patron

moondog jr says:

a 21st century medici

pretty young box says:

i need a rich old guy who will just give me money and make me think i am a success

pretty young box says:

successfully spending his cash

pretty young box says:

sshc baby!

pretty young box says:

brb going for a smoke

moondog jr says:

i’m going for a smoke and a sleep.

moondog jr says:

i just shaved my beard off, and that was kinda fun, but it might be hard for you

moondog jr says:

xx

pretty young box says:

ew that smoke was a gross one

this is my big brother all plastered and pouring his heart out but we couldn’t take him seriously on account of the rabbit ears. i love the guy.

this is where i spend all my time sideways on a couch with an ashtray and a glass table and a something…

i’m fantasizing about walking down the street wearing flip flops and holding a 6pack in each hand. i really am. i hope i don’t alcohol myself to death now. my mum bought me a betty boop shirt as a congratulations please don’t smoke pot ever again bribe/present. ok. so i’m going to drink a lot of coffee and have more cigretz. and maybe i’ll only smoke when i watch survivor. we’ll see.

man i wasn’t getting layed for awhile there and i totally let the muff grow. everytime i’d look at my vag i’d get sad and feel sorry for it and when i mastabated i’d be like le sigh. the swat team pulled up to the party house last nite and now i’m blacklisted. they had machine guns. wish i got a picture. it was bound to happen eventually. after today i am not going to smoke pot for awhile. tyranny finally has a blog. once i clean it up a little i’ll link to it. he’s a really good writer. so encourage him.

tender is the nite lying by your side tender is the touch of someone that you love too much tender is the day the demons go away lord i need to find someone who can heal my mind come on come come on come on get thru it come on come on come on love’s the greatest thing come on come on come on get thru it come on come on come on love’s the greatest thing that we have i’m waiting for that feeling waiting for that feeling waiting for that feeling to come oh my baby oh my baby oh why oh my tender is the ghost the ghost i love the most hiding from the sun waiting for the nite to come tender is my heart it’s screwing up my life lord i need to find someone who can heal my mind

k no more faggy lyrics for awhile tho i guarantee nothing.

check this groove are you walking on air, going to a new dimension yeah, so put your vibes on my beat and we’ll lay it down like that, slap the high hat in, put the fairlight on the track, and we can get, crazy like that, feel it like that, move it like that, drop it like that, rocking the track, i’m looking for that new sensation, woohoo, i think we’re onto something, your taste it mirrors mine, so hot and in the moment, lets beat this demo right, or i might just lose it, when we make sweet music, no feather bed, no exotic affair, yeah, got samples and scratches lets do it right here, ’cause every heart beat babe is the sound track to your life, and every mad effect must be sent to get me high.

i want you to remember

first kiss you ever had

when our lips met together

i knew that was that

i’m still standing

keeping you dancing yeah

you know you want it

i’m still going

making the party blow

the way you like it

do you wanna hear me sing pop

’cause i don’t think i wanna stop

and i love it when my beats drop

yeah it makes me feel hot

guess whose back on top

i’ll happily surrender

to your desire

a touch so warm and tender

is setting me on fire

funkin to this sound

we’re gonna get down

popstopdrophot