letsee funny things to say hmm saw jonathan at systems last nite and his lil brother andrew and im all yo are you still a fucking asshole andrew? and he’s all no i’m not. andrew is 17 and was hanging in the lil kids area. aww. he was a mean mean kid that told me and everyone to fuck off all the time in the playground and jonathan is like i don’t know why he’s so mad. saw a lil kid there doing wavy hand dances in front of this girl’s face to trip her out like hypnotic voodoo i command you to have sex with me please have sex with me shit and he didnt even have glow sticks, had he, i would have exploded. so my bangs were stapled to the top of my head and out of my face and my makeup powder is making my eyes flood like mental so i have to stop looking like powder now. le sigh.

some people at these jungle parties are fucking loooooooosers. so many diehardtryhards it makes me crazy. we only like the girls who wear sweaters on top of sweaters and dirty chuck taylors. the floors were bumpy muhlumpy someone obviously effed the renovation.

there’s this one jungle slut who was chatting up one dj who if he wasnt a dj she wouldnt give a second glance to serious. she was all haha hahahahahahahhaaahaa everything you say is amazing i am going to wrap my legs around your head in two hours and the guy can’t believe his luck well yes he can. she somehow finagled herself into getting an important holding of clipboard in front of the line for theory parties position too.

ahh remember the days when you could pay your way with sex?

livin’ the dream baby.