you know when everyone cheers each other they dont really want to clink glasses they just want to raise ‘em in the air but then one dumb idiot succumbs and clinks their neighbour and then everyone is forced to do the same and you have to lean way way over to hit everyone in the room and if you’re missed during the round of clinking then you are a big loser.
i have done nothing but be a retarded sketchbag today and mumble unintelligible anecdotes over everyone else talking and pouring myself wine and telling stories that don’t go anywhere.
sometimes i feel like i am talking from underneath a pillow.
