yes we can skid bar
so pumped and still a little in shock but oh man happy happy happy day. will get to the rest momentarily.
first on the docket, new glasses thank you thank you. they also come in a grey frame or maybe tan, 18 bones, le chateau hate to admit it but they do their junk accessories right everything else wrong, so sad you used to be so good to me LC.
new news, my old standby has upped their game to all you can eat sushi now, i stayed with my sashimi, though for 4 dollars more i could have done it.
these annex jungle gardens just kill me.
i impulsively decided to take a stroll up to the lcbo after i did my palin impression to some guy in front of the bloor cinema handing out fliers for the nite’s NOW election party, i’m all yeah i’m going, he’s all cool i’m all AND i’m going as sarah palin YA MAVERICK then everyone stopped dead in their tracks except for me i walked away as fast as possible feeling really stupid. there was a sarah palin contest prize for best s palin got it?
and then i made a wonderful little discovery before i hit the booze emporium, this brand new little cheese shop nancy’s cheese, i almost blew right by it still going with the image of a showcase full of little cheeses in my mind nope must turn around and go in, that i did and blew 20 bones on the spot.
i prefer to give my patronage to the little guy and so do you, you snobs. also i like knowing what i’m getting and you can’t have a proper conversation with a supermarket employee about this stuff, they typically do not care or know anything about cheese, and do they let you sample? the pepperette is v good, smokey with a bit of spice. sausage farts for one and all.
it was a surprise for fil as we hadn’t decided on dinner i wanted to blow it so badly i am really shitty with surprises (if you have a surprise for me just tell me RIGHT NOW cos i HAVE TO KNOW) anyway i had to lug that 6 pack under my arm with a bottle of wine in the other, my cheese/meat selection bag AND purse (so glad i opted to not bring a book to read) it was difficult and painful, lcbo officially have no more plastic bags and the handle on the 6 pack case was kinda wimpy and untrustworthy. needless to say my pipes are massive right now. nancy’s cheese is located 260 dupont street on the north side, just east of spadina.
preppin’ for palin.
did you guys see that scary address she delivered during the snl presidential bash? it got no laughs, was threatening, and not at all funny. SO glad so so so so so glad they lost now i can rip on her with a calmed conscience though i’m kinda way over it by now. if she gets her talk show then we’ll see.
guh bluh?
what are you doing in this square part of town ma’am?
it was gone when we came back this way on our way home.
for those joe 6 packs playing a drinking game right now… MAVERICK. the bloor cinema line-up was bananas so we went to the beer station where there were plenty of flat screens and skids to silently judge. it got heated when channels were changed several times by stupid dupes at the bar, this one chick went to give ‘em hell and i was like ok i’m gonna back her here i go then flipped out only about 25% explaining that the one tv you are controlling is connected to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 others pointing and counting at each one all the while dressed in my stupid sarah palin garb (not in character though) and then he’s like sorry why do you care you’re american? i said no we’re canadian oh ok why do you care I’m canadian for real (this guy is like really smart) and i said yeah so are we and this is a fucking historical moment dude sorry to have to explain this then the guy turned all hitting on me hahah oh that’s a nice necklace it’s all original ‘n shit then made me shake his sweaty palm. i said sorry for flippin’ out (didn’t really) but like maybe you should give a fuck about this (dude was half black i think) he goes yeah i want obama to win and then everyone around him went yeah duh so do we like this moron thought we were all rooting for the bad guy or something?
oh hai thur.
when she was getting this on the looks from everyone oh man too funny.
the chick behind sass is the one i had the back of and she was very entertained by sass’ mental illness.
the bar eventually filled way up, overflow from the cinema crowd. i was kinda bummed we didn’t bother at least trying to bust in there, by we i mean me, yeah i’m super glad i wore this shitty outfit and couldn’t stop speaking like fargo all nite long for no prize
it’s difficult to air rifle pose, for me at least.
brad fresh from his smashing pumpkins concert. guys should i continue to part my bangs to this side from now on?
harajuku brad
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
spirits are raised.
there was this one rad lone black dude at the bar and everytime he walked out to call his buddies with the news he went WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! we could hear him from inside, so awesome, it was such a good buzz uh oh i’m goin’ hippie.
i have some video of a drunk being tossed out cos he kept talking during the speeches, he made brad and i have convulsive giggle fits cos he was so dumb and just couldn’t control himself.
