dear internet

i am on the balcony right now hello wireless

the crazy old lady next door is on her balcony too, in a snowsuit, pacing back and forth i guess she’s agoraphobic and this is the only way she can get exercise, she does it all the time, i can hear her sandals scuffing away. way to buzzkill me lady, thank god for the divider between our balconies. there’s some sort of last day of kindergarten party going on in the park right now and all the little monkeys are partying away, this woman keeps yelling out ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO. ann-oy-ing. i can see moms with their mom purses chit chatting, all the little girls are wearing sun bonnets. cute. the lady is moaning in agony or something and out of breath please don’t poke your head around and look at me. i might put my bikini on though it’s a little overcast, we’ll see. yeah right i’m going back in!

oh one more thing, pity party me: WE COULD HAVE GONE AWAY TO A COTTAGE THIS WEEKEND but we can’t cos of nxne (fil is the official photographer for it)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-UUUUUUUURNS

god i need a city break
i need the wild
i am a wild animal
excuse me i have to be bitter for the next ten minutes

update: i just had some yogurt, my outlook on life has chillaxed a bit.

oh but now my ear is bleeding cos i picked at it too much
i take back the life outlook chillaxing comment.