you saw her bathing on the roof
oh man i just had eggs benedict and almost shat and barfed my way home, not a good scene here right now people. also there is no hot water and the toilet wasn’t flushing very well til i unclogged it. it’s now time to say my favourite catch phrase I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. i am teetering on the verge of spewing and desperately trying to make that not happen. so far i have had two enos today and a modest swig of pepto EXTRA STRENGTH, i had to buy another bottle cos i could not wait til home after eating at futures with alicia, i know i know i rag on futures like every second, it’s alicia’s fault, she wanted a sandwich, so gay. plus the waitress threw out the other half of said sandwich in lieu of wrapping it up to go, what a stupid idiot, the cause of which almost made me violently crap/piss/shit myself waiting years for her to come to our table so i had to leave and slowly walk along the sidewalk and let alicia deal with that. this day is the longest day of my LIFE. i had to buy deodorant too, i was out, alicia nicely chimed in oh HAHA your clinical deodorant as i was ungh-ing through shoppers trying to literally keep my shit to-gether. when we left the store she was reading out from the circular, shit like ooh seeds are on sale and i said can you just not say ANY words? what else. oh yeah i thought today would be a day of firsts, like, first time i smashed a guitar and potentially barf in the shower, but there isn’t hot water so i can’t even do that, AND it’s yellow. i will update you with more disgusting things as they come to me.
there was paprika sprinkled on my eggs benedict too, uhh i didn’t expect that, oh wait i’m lying i didn’t even have eggs benedict, it was blackstone eggs? salmon instead of peameal.
oh well at least now i am 2lbs lighter than i was this morning.
oh and my shoes from last nite are destroyed from dancing the fuck out of them that’s hysterical to me right now, if you saw how we were dancing you could put me out of business, i thought i was being soooooo graceful and flouncy free and whimsical, oh man i wish i could see what that looked like right now.
oh by the way my new favourite word is dRUNJK.
