lets DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo this

it’s going to be 32 degrees today, in america that means arizona weather! hi i woke up at 6 and couldn’t fall back asleep i thought about all these annoying things like how my cell phone number was up on a BLOG for over 24 hours the other nite! and how today after work fil has a work thing he doesn’t know if spouses are invited to it or not yet so then i deduced AH-HA they must be going to the rippers, i’ll let you know how fil reacts to this accusation when he gets up, first thing in the morning testy water discussions are always the greatest. i’ll follow it up with and HAVE you gone to the strip club with any co-workers and forgot to tell me about it? kidding. i was also thinking about work too, yes, my work. geez.

anyway, in the event that i do make an appearance, my over-active morning mind was like what the fuck do i wear? in your face fuck you i’m an artist not a corporate whore outfit? or play the game? also how do i talk about myself without giving away who i am? and the only way to do that is to come off like a liar. fil prefers it that these peeps do not know about the b.l.o.g. – or how about i find someone to go to the island with me today and just get too blasted to do anything afterward?

we sat on the balcony last nite during the thunder lightning storm in our geriatric loungers and it was so magical i even lit a candle i know supes fruity anyway i have a bunch of gay smiling pictures cos it was that magical, those chairs make you OCD over reclining and then sitting up-right every twenty seconds, so smooth.

then it went to shit when i read the chair sorry, chaises instructions, en francais and declared that i was better at speaking french than fil, so he had a go and well, then it was bedtime.

and now i give you OMFG:

oh yeah we played mariokart online with the universe and one guy’s name was ASS BALL it was so good i wrote it down on a little piece of paper so i could tell you guys. i bet he ran out of space for ass balls.

i am also playing online scrabble right now and i am winning.

update: ok it’s not a strip club we can relax now everyone.

oh jesus me.