i’m not sure, but there’s a good possibility i may perhaps be banned from the gladstone hotel. wink wink wank.

i don’t have time for nuthin’ . someone find me a new loft. please. i need a real estate someone agent.

look im a playdoh head run lola run bitch cunt fifth element whatever. should i make it so i have matching nether regions?

fluorescent firesnatch supreme. oh YES! like that one blondgirl?

ok everyone ready for my drunken manifesto for growth, expansion and all that other jazzy shit? wanna know why i think i’m kingshit everywhere i go and why blond girl seahag ice cold pussy etcetera etcetera etcetera (spoken like willy wonka at the end of charlie ‘n the chocolate factory at the end when charlie gets busted for like betraying that child molestor of a factory wanker…anyhow, willy is all dude these are the terms u never read the rules and like etcetera..bla bla…and charlie gets sad and grampa joe is all like blow me you fuck..?””) wanna know why we’re so amazing cool and fucking irritating and . ..

well assholes, we’re merely exposing this fucking culture that you asshole hipster supercool style fags whatever the fuck are a part of and you could do it too, except you don’t, (well maybe, but u suck at it because i never heard of you.) you’d rather sit there like fucking hee-haw ducks and say, “raymi is so naked and her tits and shut up…she is like so porno i am so annoyed by her, shes white trash bla bla blaaaa.” well, do you get almost 60,000 hits a month and have media banging down your goddamn door? im a fucking lone soldier trying to succeed and start something, and involve you and shit and yer all negative. u should read this month’s vice, the happiness issue. it’d take that bitchy moan outta yer system. fuckheD. and gavin if you want those niggerlips you have to give me ad space and/or make me employee of the month. i want to write to lesley arfin and that guy in jail too and a follow-up to vice ruined my life, – “why raymi failed at vice magazine” it’s amazing. the pages glow like the sun. i am not lying. ok.

back to telling you “fanatics” off.

you pieces of lame can stay in buck idaho..

whatever i have a party going on and someone just put lipstick all over mikey’s drunk asleep face and i have to take pictures of it. im not allowed to be anti social anymore as well, michael jackson is playing. bye.

all im saying is, dont complain about me, create yer own fun and success and then we can talk about something. dont call me fat unless u send me a photo of yourself the same goes for ugly comments. i can help you. you know. remember the name: missy miu. ok bye. i havent really slept in 4 days and eaten anything and i already told u im all raspy and shit. but im hot so it all evens out. hot hot hot. fuck you.

mum, i’ll call you tomorrow. hold tight. sorry i freaked out “freddy” my brother. wuh-oh.

three things that are happening over the next sixty days that you should be aware of. maybe 4 or 5 things. if i remember them all.

my 150 page, with blacknwhite photos and drawings, articles etc etc etc book is being published. about 300-500 of them so start emailing parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com to put one on hold. they have an isbn# and everything, copyright bla bla but im printing them independently and fucking those printing house fags out of the equation because i am too insecure and think they will reject my book. that and well, i am too afraid to write a proposal becausei suck at formal writing as is plain to see. if the piece of shit sells well, then, yah, im sure a publisher will give me money and get me to edit all the typos and make it more professional. but still it’s saddle-stitched and exactly like a paperback novel. oh and if you’ve read it already it’s like 60 per cent different. less retarded.

site re-launch

accepting proposals for the celebrity art show i’m running for the end of march, or april. yes i am accepting YOUR proposals because this event benefits YOU not ME, well, me too but im trying to entice you. ill post my contract or blueprint later next week. or tomorrow. we’ll see. anyhow, it runs for a month and something will happen everyday. rock shows, burlesque shows. art shit. aa meetings. yep. nudity. totally. so, if you want to be a part of it, lemme know and ill say more stuff to you.

sex tv interview happening this tuesday. i dont even know how long the feature will but tht doesnt matter because my stupid fat face will be all over the television and you’ll be forced to look at me. maybe for 24 hours. wouldn’t that be fun. haha. yuuuh. my mum is so fucking scared im doing poooorno but im not, well, arty pretend stuff that u cant find in america because your president is gay. like jesus. though judas was fucking cool because in jesus christ super star he was black and betrays jesus and sings fromthis stage like jem and the hollograms had and then he jumps and hangs himself. so. damn. cool. whatever. um, yah.

oh gladstone is having retro boogie karaoke on march 16th and i heard a rumor that mister t will be there. (ahahahah. if u believe that you are like, so dumb.)

oh and im turning older than dust on march 31st (20) and im having a serious midlife nervous breakdown anxiety attack of a crisis.

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