you can all shut up cos i lost 3lbs already, jokes. well no jokes i DID lose 3lbs but the jokes is cos i always lose 3lbs, i am always down to 137 and then back at 140 every other day but THIS TIME my body feels like it is for real going to stay at 137. holy shit vodka soda is the boringest drink in the universe. i play it up a lil and do lime or lemon perrier and last nite i added a splash of lime minute maid juice but still i somewhat felt like a contestant in the boring binge drinking drinks olympics. wendi and britt came over and we watched heathers and now i have this unquenchable thirst for shoulder pads and meanness. britt had just wrapped a video she was happy about and she received a what-for email from one of the band members about something she let slip in a facebook closed event and it bruised his fragile emo rock ego boohoo so last nite during the movie i was helping her word her fuck me? fuck you! email back to him but we all agreed she should sleep on it and wait for him to reply to the first email she sent. she sends the laundry list message anyway. here are some of my catch phrases “conflict of interest” “in summation” “maybe i fucked up” “i felt poorly” i can’t really remember the other ones but they were goodies.

so fil owed me some benjamins and i put them toward an expensive bottle of vodka that i planned to make last, fil bought an expensiveish bottle of scotch called te bheag (accent-agu over the e in te, such writ-technology eludes poor old me) because it looks like TEA BAG which i of course pointed out and anyway tastes like cheap old ballantine’s, so this vodka of mine is basically almost all gone now cos fil took a fancy to it as did wendi. sigh.

oh britt and brad are on the gibson tour bus right now with some tweenager fan girls (who won a contest) to go to detroit to see those kids who have pledged to be virgins until marriage, what are they called oh the jonas brothers. i am jealous of how novelty-fun that day-trip sounds.

i’ll be back in a few to talk some S about the gum thief.

also my calf muscles are stupidly sore from the pathetic amount of dance steps performed in my shitty dance videos.