ok well so much for my love affair with frozen spinach, why you ask? oh just cos of this chunk of WOOD i came across and almost swallowed!

i chewed at it for a bit cos i thought it might be some sort of hard stem then once all the spinach around it in my mouth went down i pull out this fucking thing! i am so disgusted right now. all that shit i said before about spinach being delicious i take it back, i can only deal with it if i eat it wicked fast and it stays hot cos once it gets luke warm you are like ew i am eating wet soggy green slop WITH WOOD IN IT.

i am going back to loblaws with the receipt and package and that piece of wood and remnants of spinach and bringing fil and passing him off as my lawyer. what if i swallowed that little bastard? it’s all pointy sharp, jagged, tough and hard. i thought woah what if this spinach is from somewhere like madagascar or mexico and i could have gotten some messed up wood disease, i dunno what do you want from me my mind is in overdrive right now, anyway, it’s no name brand which is a product of USA and a prominent brand loblaws carries.

so much for not starving myself today.