do you wanna buy my dirty knickers? write to me, i’ll tell you the deal.

i started writing for anti. we inspire each other and pretend we are going to change the world in some minimal way it’s great. we have been online buddies for years. i’m gonna go meet him. we won’t have sex.

i missed my appointment.

my alarm went off and i said to myself, ok, i am just going to put my head down for one minute and then i am going to get up and go have a nice bath but then i didn’t put my head up until 1:24pm and my appointment began at 1:15pm.

what is my fucking problem?

jesusfuck.

i can’t fully get everything done today because everything is messed up and on a different machine or the internet won’t run thru ‘em all and arggh.

so it’s pretty obvious that i need help. i need a team. a crew. some black dudes wearing timberlands and maybe that ashanti chick?

hmm.

i feel like a dumbhead for saying, “and now i am working on this…bla bla” and not show you anything new.

i’ve been pretty busy and then pretty lazy, but the work is all there. it’s just a matter of a few nerds showing up and piecing it all together.

i’ve been asked what the fuck is going on with this raymi empire shit, what am i selling what am i doing, what do they not know about?

it’s pretty simple, things you already know about, things you’ve already seen, just more extensive. am i suppose to put, “intensive” here? anyway, you’ll like it. or you’ll yawn a little bit.

you can’t ignore expansion.

holy shit i am on the internet.

fuck.

wooooooooooooooh.

i feel like i am living in an episode of the real world, 1993. this fucking loft. primary color walls and stair cases and fucking dark room, shelves, catwalk, twenty-five foot ceilings in the most illest part of town, the new black. damskippee. we should put a carousel and a waterslide, fireman’s pole bla bla bla there is so much space we can’t even think about what we want to put in it. i rarely go outside and actually doing something is mega-hard. one reason, it’s bone-chilling death-weather these days. i am never awake during the warm, daylight parts of the day. it’s alaska during dark season. i’ve seen polar bears and turbines and and and.. i modeled. i slept on the livingroom carpet under an easel with zoolander being really really really extremely good looking and tried to pay attention at the shittiest most boring of stripclubs. i saw men behaving politely to boobs larue pamela andersens, tables and rooms of them.

i don’t eat then i eat and then i don’t.

internet is my life.

internet not around, email hacked = i lose my fucking mind.

and that, i did.

things are looking up.

in ten minutes i’ll upload more pictures, content, blarghh bla bla,

and continue talking about everyfuckingsingle important thing i have said

i have did

since being gone.

since having left you.

motherfucking fuck.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Alex says:

i love you raymi

raymi’s back says:

thanks

raymi’s back says:

i love me too

Alex says:

you are so awesome.

Alex says:

your mind is what the average person wants to have

raymi’s back says:

really?

Alex says:

yes

raymi’s back says:

you are just trying to get into my pants

Alex says:

no, i am too far away for that

Alex says:

i’m being serious

raymi’s back says:

good

raymi’s back says:

tell me more good things about myself

Alex says:

i honestly think you tap into a stream of consciousness that resonates with a lot of people

raymi’s back says:

why havent u made me my 400k/year yet?

Alex says:

cuz i have bene busy making myself 500k/year

raymi’s back says:

im perfect for the general population of dumb people

Alex says:

i agree..you are just controversial enough, but you seem sweet and accessible.

raymi’s back says:

do you own fancy cars and hang out with skinny women and cheat on them mercilessly too?

raymi’s back says:

yeh im pretty fucking accessible

Alex says:

i cheat on everyone

raymi’s back says:

you want my phone number? how about my SIN # ?

raymi’s back says:

i want to be in movies

raymi’s back says:

im tired of these fucking booby pictures

raymi’s back says:

i have lots of video footage

raymi’s back says:

blarrgh

Alex says:

yeah you should be a movie star

Alex says:

you are a lot hotter than Naomi Watts, who is supposed to be the next big thing

raymi’s back says:

working on it

raymi’s back says:

its hard doing it alone

Alex says:

i think you really should be in movies

raymi’s back says:

i need assistants

Alex says:

have you ever gone to auditions

raymi’s back says:

no

raymi’s back says:

i get too mouthy

raymi’s back says:

and cant get passed the bar

Alex says:

you should, you have the looks. i’m not sure what your voice sounds like

raymi’s back says:

it sounds hot

raymi’s back says:

it would be a pretty big major let down if i sounded like a fuckwit

Alex says:

yeah, it would

raymi’s back says:

what with all the buildup

Alex says:

but do you come across as ‘smart’ ..or do you stammer a lot

raymi’s back says:

i sound like a sexmachine

raymi’s back says:

both

raymi’s back says:

im charming

raymi’s back says:

i put on an act

raymi’s back says:

quite often

raymi’s back says:

so you never really know

raymi’s back says:

whatever

raymi’s back says:

im humble

raymi’s back says:

im not a big obnoxious dickhead

raymi’s back says:

whatever

Alex says:

i think you should go for the sweet innocent type

raymi’s back says:

it works, whatever it is i gots

Alex says:

thats the look you have

raymi’s back says:

no way

Alex says:

but with a sex-kitten inside

raymi’s back says:

im the villain, when people are hating me, it means they are really loving me

Alex says:

naw, you have to win the crowd maximus

raymi’s back says:

i have won the crowd

Alex says:

what crowd, the masturbating on the net crowd

Alex says:

i mean the big,real crowd

raymi’s back says:

i kinda enjoy being semi-famous

raymi’s back says:

kuz then i always have an excuse

Alex says:

yeah but you gotta go for it

raymi’s back says:

why dont u do half the work for me then with your big fucking blabbermouth, then?

Alex says:

fuck the safety net

raymi’s back says:

im insecure

Alex says:

what do i get out of it, half the profits?

raymi’s back says:

and again its hard doing this alone

raymi’s back says:

i have a lot on my plate

raymi’s back says:

i would gladly pay someone 2 thousand dollars right now to just point me in the right fucking direction

Alex says:

when i get back to canada we should get together, we can do some damage

raymi’s back says:

im not joking

raymi’s back says:

well now is the time

raymi’s back says:

or im just going to run away for a long time and then send a book out once n awhile

raymi’s back says:

im a pretty awful wreck these days

raymi’s back says:

dsgfghh

Alex says:

sounds like you are doing too much coke

Alex says:

from what i last read on your site a few days ago

raymi’s back says:

no its not the coke

raymi’s back says:

the coke is nothing

Alex says:

coke will kill you dude

raymi’s back says:

thats not the issue

raymi’s back says:

yeh im aware of that

Alex says:

and you cant be famous in the ground

raymi’s back says:

people think thats what im all about

Alex says:

not to preach, but you are a lot smarter than that

raymi’s back says:

im pretty good at misleading you

raymi’s back says:

im not denying i dont do that sort of thing

raymi’s back says:

look heres the deal, i have money, i have content, i havethe following, the look, the know how, but im inthe middle of two different apartments, havent been online,

raymi’s back says:

uhhh

raymi’s back says:

and then ten million other excuses

raymi’s back says:

email hacked

raymi’s back says:

psycho roomate at one apartment who was the one who hacked my account

raymi’s back says:

etcetera etcetera

Alex says:

so what is the problem?

raymi’s back says:

its hard to get things done when the world is working against you

Alex says:

so fucking hunker down somewhere for 2 weeks and get your shit sorted

raymi’s back says:

I NEED A FUCKING ASSISTANT TO DO ALL THE SHIT I DO EVERYDAY AND JUST DO IT FOR ME

raymi’s back says:

kuz i am losing my mind

raymi’s back says:

all the emails daily

raymi’s back says:

and work

raymi’s back says:

and writing

Alex says:

you need to eliminate all this bullshit wasting of time and do what you have to do

raymi’s back says:

ahhh

raymi’s back says:

well i dotn know what to do anymore

Alex says:

well, disconnect yourself from the internet/phone for a week

Alex says:

it’ll clear your mind

raymi’s back says:

i did that already and look where it got me

raymi’s back says:

i need the internet like u have no idea

raymi’s back says:

i have so much free time

raymi’s back says:

its sick

raymi’s back says:

SICK

Alex says:

well, you seem confused…too much free time/you need an assistant

Alex says:

that doesnt really jibe

raymi’s back says:

just send a team of suits on over here please, i want to steer the ship, i am tried of grunt work

raymi’s back says:

ok fuggit

raymi’s back says:

u dont understand

raymi’s back says:

i do things a certain way

raymi’s back says:

it’ll be the ruin of me

Alex says:

ok.

Alex says:

well, you should hire someone then, if you think it’ll help

raymi’s back says:

im trying

raymi’s back says:

but no one gets it

raymi’s back says:

well they sort of do

raymi’s back says:

well

raymi’s back says:

yeh ill try harder

raymi’s back says:

im a hedonist

raymi’s back says:

its my own fault

Alex says:

i’m sure you’ll be famous…hot chicks like you who have some ambition always do become famous

raymi’s back says:

yeh but i dont want to be famous for all the wrong reasons

raymi’s back says:

this is a pretty sick reality show

Alex says:

so what reason do you want to become famous for

Alex says:

writing?

raymi’s back says:

its me tryng to be famous but not really trying, just sitting around talking about being famous and irritating everyone around me including myself

raymi’s back says:

writing yes

raymi’s back says:

and hotness

Alex says:

lol

raymi’s back says:

hotness with writing

raymi’s back says:

im a good host/role model for fuckwits

raymi’s back says:

people understand me

Alex says:

you have the hotness…the writing is a bit inconsistent but shows flashes

raymi’s back says:

well i have written lots more

Alex says:

yeah, i can see that. you are the beacon of light for dumb people…if you try real hard you can be like her

raymi’s back says:

people havent seen yet

raymi’s back says:

shut up

Alex says:

show me some

raymi’s back says:

no

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