yesterday before i decided to eat an egg salad sandwich for dinner we debated getting hot dogs but these two fat girls beat us there of course fat girls can run when a hot dog stand is in their path anyway so we are waiting and waiting and i have more time to think about how annoying hot dogs are to eat while walking with all those condiments and the inside is full of hot steam and i end up being really irritable, not worth it, and so there is a lady behind us now waiting too and i say really loud NOPE NO HOT DOGS TOO FATTENING and drag fil away. i KNOW i made everyone feel fat because i am a fucking witch. seriously the one chick in front of us had a backgina and was wearing a belly top and lululemon stretch pant knock-offs and she was BIG. i didn’t mean to tell everyone hot dogs are fattening even though it was the equivalent of walking into mcdonald’s and walking out screaming that everything is a heart attack waiting to happen while everyone is sitting down elbow-deep in cheeseburgers mmm cheeseburgers i want one now.

seriously i think someone should flier mcdonald’s and pizza hut and taco bell and kfc shit like YOU ARE KILLING YOUR KIDS. when i see people with obese dogs i want to strangle them.

i just meant to tell fil that i planned on eating a ton of popcorn so maybe i should have something a bit healthier than sweaty homeless meat for dinner.

and now it is hot dog time don’t worry i will fucking kill myself before you get the chance

me: i like when cid sits like he is a person
when he licks himself
like we are in a book club

Phil: yes

me: do you like me cos i say really gay stuff about your cat

Phil: yes

me: are we in a gay

Phil: yes

me: wait til you see my hair

Phil: ok

me: mmmmmmmmm rotisserie

Phil: mmm shhh
i can smell it

me: i cant type because i am visualizing it all around me