ok i know you are all dying to know what course of action we took last nite so here it is:

i ate an egg salad sandwich on marble rye from starbuck’s while walking to the varsity to catch the 6.45 vip showing of ocean’s 13 which was garbage i thought and we shared combo 1, large popcorn and large coke and nibs which i purposely forgot, those little bastards are disgusting if you like nibs do not bother to read my blog anymore – and fil thought he ate most of it so he refused to eat anything else (didn’t eat dinner), fine, you are a skeleton anyway what does it matter if you eat 5 hamburgers. so then we walk back toward the annex to return little children which was due back last thursday i am not paying that fine i always pay it and as we passed tutti frutti i decided i needed to buy some candy on the way back from the video store, fil says i thought you didn’t have a sweet tooth no i don’t but the days i don’t drink it is instant in my brain that i need something sweet and then fil declares that he feels like we should be drinking beer on a patio and i sort of ignore him as he has toyed with my emotions like this before so i buy a huge bag of candy and fil buys some too and then we go to the beer station and i have two jameson’s (cheap!) and fil had this thai beer called singha (6%) and he got two free promo glasses that i shoved in my purse and we looked over the beer tour list you can win a cheesy jacket if you drink all 90 beers they carry. i felt that the bartender was flirting with fil a little bit but i kept my trap shut, we kept paying separately for our drinks and we typically aren’t all PDA with each other and we sort of look alike so people assume we are siblings, anyway, we left to have more drinks on pauper’s downstairs patio, i had two house reds and fil had i forget then we went home and tonite will be sober nite.

when are hell’s kitchen re-runs?

oh i gave the bartender some of my candy to get her to like me more i thought i was scowling too much and there wasn’t a conversation opener ever for me to make some phony flirty laugh noises so i just like barked at her to HAVE SOME CANDY then i felt like karla homolka cos i kept insisting that she have more.

oh when we got home fil threw a hundred dollars at me and called me a whore no he said here have some money you whore. ahahaha. it was my money so shut up everyone.

Phil: ha funny
she wasn’t flirting with me

me: but i kept it a secret cos i wanted to see more of it

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Hello friends,

a small troup of us got together and wore some tight clothing while singing along to a new arrangement of Queen’s “Somebody to Love”. The best part was that we taped it and put it online!

HERE.

It’s a little contest, so voting requires a log in, but that’s not going to stop us, now is it?

Feel free to pass it along to any friends looking for somebody to love as well. Enjoy.

Big hearts to all of you,

M

it’s amazing, wait for the cats part near the end my favourite!