tonite is sober nite should we see ocean’s thirteen or pirates or knocked up?

and should i eat a massive burrito for dinner or eat a XXXXXL bag of movie popcorn?

starvation is rotting my brain.

i am reading this book right now called the burn journals it is a memoir this guy douses his robe in gasoline and sets himself on fire in his bathtub and survives and the book is all about him in hospital recovering, it’s sad and funny there’s one part where he has visitors and they’re talking to him and his medication gives him wicked gas and they’re trying to be all serious and act like he isn’t farting and he keeps ripping farts for the rest of the chapter. woah the website has a photo gallery check it out. anyway he is not as hideous-looking as he describes himself in the book. lucky.

i can’t stop thinking about eating singapore vermicelli no wonder white people OD on chinese food we have no idea how to pace ourselves they bring you the big oval plate of your dish and a spoon meant for divying out portions as if that happens you will be lucky if i even let you have a bite.

today i am depressed.