giles, of the vibrants. i don’t know if that means anything. i told him his name was pretentious i think i hurt his feelings. i meant it in a good way.

merkley???: why doesnt vice write you back?

me: i dunno i wrotr to the guy he never wrote back
ther ei just wrote

merkley???: what is ei?
oj
there – 1
i
wow lots of typos with few letters
impressive ratio

me: ei
employment insurance?
oh
you are making fun of me
HEY YOU TRY HAVING LONG NAILS

merkley???: you try having a brain!

me: i dont have time for words
i mentioned you last nite

merkley???: how so?

me: ha that made you respond

merkley???: yeah it’s hard to get a response outta me

me: i was in the middle of bragging about myself and all my amazing attributes and then i brought you up in the most passive of ways, it was like straight out of our coolness rules guide, like i was tossing a package of chips in slow motion to some guy without even looking

merkley???: ha ha
that was one of the best rules
did they really throw a party for you?

me: NO
haha

merkley???: you got me

me: but anyway i was talking about the thing i am writing for vice and i said oh and i might be interviewing merkley, you know merkley?
and the guy goes yeah well dont you already DO that?
i said yeah

merkley???: ha ha

me: i was really cunty last nite
like ON cunty
and i could tell to one guy it was going way over his head
so i had to dumb it down a bit
i hate that

merkley???: yeah that sucks

me: it works better on younger dudes
it makes me sad when the oldies dont get it
thats funny you believed all those people were at that party for me
HAHAHAHAHA
anyway this one guy, it was built up that he had a good voice and i was told mine is also amazing so he walks over unsuspecting that i have pre-conceived notions
people should NEVER inform me of stuff
EVER
the end

merkley???: well its not unbeleiveable that you could have a big party

me: we were driven there in a gibson tour bus
and got booze
there were guitars on the walls and people were playing them
i secretly wished someone would do stairway
they didnt