that chalk drawing is suppose to be me angry that we don’t have any more chalk and that is the one hair what grows out of my chin that fil added to it
Ryan: hi lauren
you have strange drinking stories
me: why
how is that strange
isnt it cute?
Ryan: they’re just different
yes sometimes
me: different?
Ryan: i go out drinking all the time too but i don’t seem to think about it so much
my friends, we run around town yeah but we don’t have seinfeld episodes with people
me: seinfeld episodes haha
Ryan: every time, my night is like. we drank drinks got drunk and repeated movie lines in falsettos, some of us got laid, others didn’t, nothing sounds fun about it
it IS fun but i can’t make it sound fun
me: well im sure there are funny bits the trick is to remember them
Ryan: yeah sometimes.
me: oh well that is why i am a popular blogger and you are not
Ryan: hahah
skydiving tip: WATCH FOR AIRPLANES
this is what a penis looks like split in half do NOT click it at work or ever well if you want to…
