pauly

adam goldberg

me: someone just asked if pauly was my friend samir
is that your friend samir? he looks like that nutso guy from friends that was joey’s new roommate and the one that was on a beautiful mind and also he was crazy on some other show too…i can’t remember. anyhow he looks like him.

lisa: pauly looks like adam goldberg
except he’s not cool because he’s not jewish

me: HAHHAHAHAAH
hes like a pathetic adam goldberg
aw
i didnt mean it

lisa: i mean it

me: tho even adam goldberg is lame
like way lame
so maybe pauly is better

lisa: right but jewish trumps pauly

me: maybe

lisa: totally

me: what is pauly

lisa: well he claims his background is irish
but that would only make sense if ireland was in the middle east
this has spawned many debates amongst our friends
i finally came to the conclusion that he is cajun

me: how come jewish is so cool and how do i get some

lisa: give it up. you are not one of the chosen people and you must accept it, as i have.

me: i have a HUGE nose though

lisa: I’m circumcised
doesn’t make a diff

me: i am just gonna go ahead and tell people i am lithuanian
and speak with a lisp
so when i say it.
yeah you get the idear

lisa: you should have a reverse lisp
so you prounounce it lissuanian
all th’s are s’s

me: yeah if i had a lisp and said lithuanian isnt that already a lispy word?

lisa: right

me: so then it like wouldnt exist
oooh spooky

lisa: so you have to have a reverse lisp

me: and then hamburgers eat people

lisa: you really entered a black hole there

me: i am in a vortex right now sorry

lisa: scuse me, Isaac Asimov i hope i’m not bothering you.

me: nice one though it took you a century to write that one out
and i dont even get it
double oh no