merkley???: people dont understand that it takes effort to remain interesting
they fail to recognize the work and dedication — even though it comes naturally — there is work
i hate them

me: yes
seriously some nites when i cant sleep i think of shit to write
and zingers

merkley???: i know

me: andthen when i get up i initiate them
and then they work
there is nothing more painful than forgetting a great zinger

merkley???: well i can see that — and the best part is that you work hard enough that to the outsider non creator it seems effortless
thats why i love going after the lazy schlubb no talent havers that make the mistake of making unqualified criticisms

me: yeah the latest and my personal favorite is I CANT READ RAYMIS BLOG OMG I DONT UNDERSTAAAAND IT IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH
uh sorry that your nerd eyes cannot comprehend COOL

merkley???: no its not english — its cool english and you have to be black or cool to understand it
except not black
that part was just kidding
BTW lately i like to say just kidding after totally normal things

me: hahaahahaa

merkley???: like while ordering
i’d like a big mac
just kidding

me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

merkley???: say it after EVERYTHING for an entire year and then write a book about your experience

me: you just made methink of something new

merkley???: just kidding

me: OK LET ME GO GET MY I DONT CARE NOTEBOOK
ha

merkley???: ha ha
just kidding

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA