SASSAFRAZ IS BURNING!
i sneaked my way in these cops were like um no you can’t go this way and i was like um i have to go get my car from budget and they said no try again in two hours so then i walked thru the fancy hotel front door area through the courtyard oh hello there’s budget. suckers. as i was leaving the scene i took a corner to go to bloor i overheard some guy scream into his fone WHAT THE ROOF COLLAPSED?!!
where will the yuppies sit tonite whilst trying to look important and where will the celebrities go from now on? whatever.
when i first showed up it looked like they could save the place though it was still burning and by now if the roof has collapsed well, say o nara!
*update yes the roof collapsed the entire thing is destroyed but they’re saying they might be able to save the structure. feh.
-connie chung
ps i bet it set on fire cos my blog title today is PAT BURNS no wait pat burns started it not only am i a reporter but a scientific researcher AND detective too!
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