ok two nites in a row now that carving pumpkins didn’t happen to me! we went to loblaws and they had two huge busted-face looking pumpkins — neither pumpkin jong il appropriate at all, so tonite is the nite and that’s that.

we watched souvenir of canada and it didn’t make me grin like a bastard like the back of the dvd said it would. mostly it had me going I DIDN’T KNOW HE SOUNDED THAT FAGGY, HUH. anyway it was pretty decent and had funny moments and parts that made your heart tinkle and then me and fil fought over where on the east coast we would go visit cos neither of us have ever been so if there are any COOL PEOPLE over there please plan us a trip and tell us which province to go to oh and give us your house too.

later on we were watching comedy channel for a nitecap and i brought up how fil credited ME with getting him watching it and he FULLY DENIED IT even though he’s said it before a few times and even wrote it in his blog but he still denied it and turned over so i said FUCK THIS, got up in my underwear and turned on my laptop and searched his archives in the dark by doing ctrl f “comedy” and i found nothing. though i didn’t go through all his archives entirely.

then when he fell asleep i nuked butter chicken and passed out cos…

wait for it

i’m awesome.