and now a quote from VICE‘s student guide
ENDING UP $20,000 IN DEBT, FAILING YOUR EXAMS, AND WRESTLING WITH ENDLESS FEELINGS OF GUILT AND REGRET JUST SO YOU COULD BE LAZY, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, AND NETWORK WITH OTHER DRUNK LOSERS FOR FOUR YEARS IS SIMPLY FUCKING STUPID. IF YOU’RE UNSURE ABOUT UNIVERSITY THEN QUIT RIGHT NOW. SAVE YOURSELF THE FUCKING BOTHER. IF YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT USING UNIVERSITY AS A WAY TO BETTER YOURSELF AND INSTEAD ARE LOOKING TO TREAT THE NEXT THREE YEARS AS A GAY LITTLE SOCIAL CLUB THEN YOU SHOULD BE GASSED. THEY SEND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO THE MUSLIMS AROUND THE WORLD. THEY WATCH THEM IN BETWEEN THE FOOTAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE LONDON BOMBINGS. DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE THINK, RADICAL MUSLIMS DON’T “HATE YOUR FREEDOM,” BUT THEY DO HATE YOU, YOU WHITE, PRIVILEGED, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU ARE THE REASON THAT WORLD WAR III IS HAPPENING.
-ANDY CAPPER
