merkley???: ha — i’m acting all stupid
me: what like an insecure girl?
merkley???: a little
ha ha
i’ve been known to sabotage good opportunities
40 year old moms who go back to college
how gay
me: like my mom
except shes a career student now
no life but seems to know everything about everyone elses life and whats good for them
merkley???: who — you? no
you have a nice life
me: no i mean my mom
has no life
therefore bugs the shit out of everyone else
merkley???: oh yeah
is she still commenting on your blog and mooching your www.fame?
me: yes
im still moderating duh
um if you want to check something cool out you might want to go to my blog right now and read my new title
merkley???: so the moderating is mostly due to your own mother — sheesh
me: YES IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF HER
merkley???: ha ha
nice
releotard
me: yeah it came to me just now
merkley???: leoretard
me: i was going to put DOES LEOTARD RHYME WITH RETARD
hmm i smell a new poll on the horizon
merkley???: its a pretty good poem
the way you did it is obviously better
me: poem?
yeah i guess it is a poem
A POEM ABOUT MY LIFE
merkley???: ha
me: deep
merkley???: repeat it aloud in mixed company for extra nuts driving
me: yeah
in a funny voice
merkley???: over and over
moonwalking
me: yes
i think these are the new cool rules
slipping in a word that rhymes with other words
pretty wicked
merkley???: tongue clicking too
me: if you say it like how deaf people talk
like yelling
and you have to wear a sweatsuit
merkley???: fully
me: im putting this on my blog so my mom will get the point
i hope her heart wont be broken
merkley???: pantsless is acceptable in shopping malls or on the roof deck
me: yes
i am having trouble suppressing my laughter
merkley???: it’s not like you havent told her one billion times
but you love her so its ok
me: leotard retard
me: ok
there
i hope she gets the point
tho she fucking wont
merkley???: she wont
i have seen you tell her a million times
me: ungh
it makes me want to cry
merkley???: i know how you feel
when someone just wrecks your fun its frustrating
