i wish i was batshit crazy i mean i wish that at the next zine art selling thing i do i can stand there screaming about the stuff on my table like the dudes selling fish in kensington market or the guy selling vegetables in st. lawrence and compete with other shy nerds selling stuff that is eons better than my dinky creations

HAYAHAHYAHAYAHA CYUM HERE PREEETY LADY BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL FELTED GUN HOLDER FOR IRONIC PURPOSES IT TOOK ME 30 HOURS TO MAKE I AM SELLING IT FOR 40 DOLLARS THO YOU COULD MAKE A BETTER ONE YOURSELF THO I AM RAYMI AND YOU ARE NOT PLEASE BUY THESE MITTENS I WORE IN GRADE 8 HUMANAHUMANAHUMANA HUH HEY LOOK AT THIS DRAWING OF A DINOSAUR WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TURNTABLE YOU WILL WONDER HOW YOU EVER SURVIVED WITHOUT IT. I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE BLOG I LIVE ON A LOG LOOK AT MY SHIRT DO YOU WANT IT 20 BUCKS 15 BUCKS HERE IS A POEM I PRINTED OUT 30 COPIES GET ONE NOW BEFORE I RUN OUT I WILL READ MY POEM

THERE WAS A BOY FROM OUTERSPACE
HE HAD A NICE FACE
A NICE FACE

THERE WAS A CAT NAMED MEOW
WHEN MEOW MEOWED HE MEOWED A LOT
MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER IS SUPER HOT

etc

please be my friend